Beer Vs Vagina

[God.]

Stole this off some random site...


BEER vs. VAGINA

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a
scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal
circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in
one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One
point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER.

[Mamfy]

Haha that is both sickly and funny.

I hope guys really don't think like this. Do they? My gawd..... :/

[me1]

how about beer before a vagina, that way if its really that bad, u may not remember it the next morning :P.
good oone tho lol.

[Bob!]

Thats fucking legendary lol :P

[~Wayne~]

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER



Hahahahaha

[Chris]

Rofl @ the whole thing.

[~Wayne~]

Yeah but that particular quote made me laugh :P

[Lindsay]

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER.

hahaha
thats hilarious.

[me1]

yeah its like jus t add insult and also stop em whining at the same time :P

[Ben]

yeh that was class! ONE POINT FOR CALLUM

[DJDanny2020]

how about just beer poored over vagina, then lick it off and your having both at once lol, sorry thats quite filthy hehe

[Sponge'K'nob]

lmao danny trust u deary.
i found some of them funny..

[Ben]

kaye keeps pestering me to try that on her

sorry, i'll get back to the rumours thread...

[God.]

Haha.

Lets just cut to the chase and build a shrine in my honour.

[Sponge'K'nob]

kaye keeps pestering me to try that on her

sorry, i'll get back to the rumours thread...
*ahem*

[Ben]

yeh i think so callum xD

[lana loo]

hahahahah they're well class! lol

[Pearson]

Why is this a sticky. Its not that good.

[Ben]

it's a sticky?? you can't just stick good jokes...they're all the same sort of joke level, there's nothing special about particular ones...

[~Wayne~]

Stickys are for important stuff Im sure

[Ben]

exactly. this isn't particularly important over the other jokes...

[God.]

Nobody knows....

[~Wayne~]

Did you stick it Mars?

[God.]

No. Tim did it.

[Ben]

tut tut

[Bob!]

Lfmao, amazing.

[Innamorata]

Well I know what I'm getting you for your birthday then.

[~Wayne~]

And I hope its beer...lol

[Innamorata]

Oh yes.

[God.]

And I hope its beer...lol

Damn you wayne.

Can't we combine the two?

:popcorn:

[Ben]

LOL

Nice try Cal

[God.]

LOL

Nice try Cal

Lol, thats what you think...

Fine, I'll just have to go without the beer then.

Because my birthday came earrrrly!

TMI? I don't care! :P

[Ben]

LOL nice one!

[God.]

Ooooh yes.

Very nice one indeed. :D

[Ben]

hehe :)

[redbull_princes]

lol that its kind of sic how u hav 2 keep thinkin of a vagina-but den in da end ur pissin urself laughin.gawd guys r bit dogdi rnt dey

[God.]

lol that its kind of sic how u hav 2 keep thinkin of a vagina-but den in da end ur pissin urself laughin.gawd guys r bit dogdi rnt dey

I'd rather be dodgy than write like you....

:P

[~Wayne~]

Get in there Callum! :P

[God.]

Get in there Callum! :P

:hump::naughty:

[Innamorata]

*sighs* boys.....

[God.]

*sighs* boys.....

I know, I hate those boys...

Glad I'm all man then. ;)

[Innamorata]

I know, I hate those boys...

Glad I'm all man then. ;)

*snort*

[God.]

*snort*

Lol, you know I'm right, doncha? :naughty:

[SecretiveMage]

:naughty: Incredibly horny, but amazingly funny as well.

[~Wayne~]

Us guys have to congratulate each other :P

[Innamorata]

Erm...............

I'm a girl, I get both. Ha!

[God.]

Erm...............

I'm a girl, I get both. Ha!

You're not alone in that though are you.... ;)

[Innamorata]

You're not alone in that though are you.... ;)

Yes I am. Apart from the other girls that like beer.

[me1]

I think he means that all girls can have both beer and a vagina :P.
maybe hes just tryna be smart i dunno.

[Innamorata]

I think he means that all girls can have both beer and a vagina :P.
maybe hes just tryna be smart i dunno.

No, that's what I'm saying. He's saying that he can always have beer and vagina at the same time, which is not true.

[me1]

yer good point :P

[~Wayne~]

You could have both although it would be very strange o.O

[Innamorata]

I could....I'm lucky.

[Mamfy]

Eurgh

[Innamorata]

Lol......

[God.]

I don't care what y'all say, I'm having both. so :P

I don't even like beer.

[Innamorata]

I don't care what y'all say, I'm having both. so :P

I don't even like beer.

You suck, beer rocks.

[God.]

You suck, beer rocks.

I know i suck....No complaints on your part though....

[Chris]

The "innuendo-meter" is going off the scale here, lol

[Innamorata]

Haha.....I never noticed anything like that going on.

[God.]

Yeah...me neither.

*shrugs*

Must just be you Chris.

[Mamfy]

I'm with chriss :P

[God.]

lol, we must be too innocent to notice such things...

[Mamfy]

Grrr get a room Callumm :P

Just get one on your own!
Haha

[God.]

Grrr get a room Callumm :P

Just get one on your own!
Haha

Psssh.

[~Wayne~]

Nice one Mamfy xD

[Mamfy]

One nil to meeee :D

[Ben]

lol

[me1]

id say that one was two nil because you kinda ripped him twice in one post lol.

[God.]

id say that one was two nil because you kinda ripped him twice in one post lol.

Shhhhhhh!

[Mamfy]

TWO NILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Suck on that Callum :P

[God.]

TWO NILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Suck on that Callum :P

Nah, The ol' girlfriend will do. :D

Oooh yes.

[Mamfy]

OH





MY





GAWD






I'm traumatised
0__o

[God.]

OH





MY





GAWD






I'm traumatised
0__o

HAHA

I think I won that one. :D

[Mamfy]

You'd have to force feed her beer to do it :p

[God.]

You'd have to force feed her beer to do it :p

Oooh, Harshhhhhh.

We'll see.

[Ben]

Yeh we'll see alright

Big Up for Callum getting head!

[God.]

Yeh we'll see alright

Big Up for Callum getting head!
Lol, I'm a gentleman.

It's the other way round. ;)

Ok, that's enough info now.

[Innamorata]

Heh......

[God.]

Heh......

Yep.

Heh cannot in any way be interpeted as complaining.

So I'm happy. :)

[Innamorata]

I wouldn't be complaining if I was you....

[God.]

I wouldn't be complaining if I was you....

...

and Vice Versa.

*licks lips*

[Mamfy]

Bloody hell

[God.]

Bloody hell

Lol, we win again. :D

[Mamfy]

Gawd you're such akid!

[Ben]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pack it in you two (not mamfy)

[Innamorata]

I'm not doing anything.

[Tim]

yeah u startin 2 spam ina bout 3 threads.

[Ben]

Yeh it's well annoying! Callum's never like this, you'll ruin his rep.

[God.]

Yeh it's well annoying! Callum's never like this, you'll ruin his rep.
Hahaha...

Shush.

I'm not doing anything out of the norm.... *whistles*

[Innamorata]

Hahaha...

Shush.

I'm not doing anything out of the norm.... *whistles*

No one posts enough as it is.

[Tim]

yeh we do

[God.]

Not at 3am when we're still on.....:(

[Innamorata]

I guess I'm just used to places like Mingleville where people post all the time.

[God.]

I guess I'm just used to places like Mingleville where people post all the time.

That's funny though, it's mostly abuse.

[Mamfy]

I'm with Ben

[Innamorata]

That's funny though, it's mostly abuse.

Yeah..but it stops me getting bored.

[Ben]

Just use MSN if you're going to chat away and flirt with one another in this obscure manner. There's no reason to inflict it on the rest of us.


I'm with Ben
:naughty:

[Mamfy]

YEah Ben. Well said

*claps*

They're just rubbing it in tht they're fcuk buddies and WE DON'T CARE

Bleugh :P

[Ben]

Absa-bloody-exactly!

We don't care, it's nothing to do with us, why block up loads of threads with your private chat? Email eachother, PM eachother, IM eachother, Skype eachother, text eachother, phone eachother, wave flags at eachother in code...hell even go and visit eachother...just don't block up threads on the forums...

grrrr

[~Wayne~]

Ben gave plenty of ways to contact their :P

[lana loo]

hahah sooooooooooo many types of communication there ben! made me giggle lol

[Mamfy]

You forgot writing :(

[Ben]

of course...if they can afford to wait for snail mail...

[God.]

YEah Ben. Well said

*claps*

They're just rubbing it in tht they're fcuk buddies and WE DON'T CARE

Bleugh :P
Lol.

Erm...sorry to disappoint your obviously high-held regards of us, but we aren't fuck buddies. We are in a happy relationship, so there :P

I would also point out that at no point did we ever imply that anyone else cared.

In addition, I've answered several questions from other members on myself and Lucie...


Absa-bloody-exactly!

We don't care, it's nothing to do with us, why block up loads of threads with your private chat? Email eachother, PM eachother, IM eachother, Skype eachother, text eachother, phone eachother, wave flags at eachother in code...hell even go and visit eachother...just don't block up threads on the forums...

grrrr
Lol. Done it all already sonnyjim...except the flag waving...that's just too expensive. :P However, it's fun on 'ere too. Nothing we say on here is private either... otherwise we wouldn't say it would we? ;)