My problem

[Tim]

my mum will not let me go no this tf camping trip in august unless i go campin with my family. i wanna stay at home to PARTY, what should i do? any advice on what i can do to persuade her to let me stay at home (Party what she wouldn't know about) and let me go with tf to blackpool

[Sponge'K'nob]

ouch..erm *thinks*
Just say you want some time on your own, away from them. your old enough and just want some space, to have you time :P

[Tim]

prob is she dunt trust me and dunno y cause am more responsible than me older bro

[Tommeh!!!]

say you got some important work to do for college or something. or you could say you have other arrangements for that time...with your friends or something...just seriously bs your way out of it...i stay home loads every year when my family go to Germany or Holland or something. just feed them believable crap and thats it, you got the house to yourself. :D

[Tim]

and shes contradicted herself. last year she said 'i wish u 2 [me and my bro] weren't ere. just me and ure dad'

[Tommeh!!!]

remind her of that! :P

[Tim]

my dad says i can to save money. y make me go places where i've already been at least 10 times

[Sponge'K'nob]

tbh im meant to be stoppin on my own for a weekend in the summer, and then a week in late summer, my mum always says she doesnt trust me, and i havnt got and bros or sisters either, but i just dont talk to her for ages if she says im not staying on my own, then she feels guilty and says i can....i no thats not the way to do it or anything but the sob story always works for me.

[Tim]

i asked her if she would teach me to cook. she int havin none of it

[Shane]

Get Riccardo to "woo" her. :P

[Tim]

*thinks*

[Sponge'K'nob]

say leave you for a night, ask her to go out, to see if your trust worthy and clean up and shit :P

[Tommeh!!!]

yeah prove youre trustworthy.

[Tim]

she won't giv me a chance

[Tommeh!!!]

then you have no choce....kill her.

[Sponge'K'nob]

okay, stop asking her, be nice to her, not ass lick but do anything she asks, then ask gently...

[Tim]

i don't think that will work, i think if i do housework now while shes at work, maybe then?

[Sponge'K'nob]

yeah try that

[Tim]

*goes off to do housework*

[Sponge'K'nob]

lmao get shane and riccardo to do it, there gay, they will do it better :P

[Tim]

damn shes pretty much done it all. so i just washed the dishes. lasania bowl. that shud persuade her lol

[Sponge'K'nob]

doubt it! get hoover n duster out. make sure ya room tidy, wash windows, make her tea :P buy flowers, you gotto do the whole works son :P

[Bob!]

lmao get shane and riccardo to do it, there gay, they will do it better :P

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Extract from the boys forum :P

[Tim]

my mum was vpleased i dun the pots. i didnt hitn anything bout trip and i'll do same again 2morow. i think i might get sum where

[Sponge'K'nob]

HAHA Bob!
and well done tim mate

[Tommeh!!!]

hehe thats right mate keep workin on her. wear her down...and then when she least expects it....POW!!!

....or are we not going with the whole 'kill her' thing?

[Tim]

naw i thought about it, that would be murder and i would be hated by family lol

[Sponge'K'nob]

oh so you're only not killing her because its murder and you will be hated?
not the fact that shes your mother and you love her.....ee dear!

[Tim]

theres that as well

[Sponge'K'nob]

haha :P

[Riccardo]

Heres the plan Tim, we take out life insurance on your mother.
kill her and make it look like an accident.
you get the insurance money from the policy coz you don't tell anyone about it.
that pays for the trip and party!

When your dad tries to get you to go away with him, you say you wanna be alone to get other your mothers death!
Leaving you will one less person to be nagged by and alot better of money wise!

[Pearson]

my mum will not let me go no this tf camping trip in august unless i go campin with my family. i wanna stay at home to PARTY, what should i do? any advice on what i can do to persuade her to let me stay at home (Party what she wouldn't know about) and let me go with tf to blackpool

What a stupid problem, theres children starving in Africa. Theyd love to go camping.

[Chris]

Wtf do the children starving in Africa have to do with Tim's problem?

[Pearson]

Wtf do the children starving in Africa have to do with Tim's problem?

Just putting into context for you son, this is not a problem or an issue, it is an inconvinence. Theres real problems out there, Id like to try and help people with real problems. 'ooo, im going on two holidays but I only want to go on one,' Isnt a problem. At all.

[Tim]

yeah well. what u doin for charity ehh. am jumpin outta of a fuckin plane. set up another thread on it. i am well aware of the problems abroad

[God.]

I dont think that other people having other problems undermine what problems you have.

[Pearson]

yeah well. what u doin for charity ehh. am jumpin outta of a f*ckin plane. set up another thread on it. i am well aware of the problems abroad

What a stupid thing to say, just because your doing something for charity doesnt make this any more of a problem. And just so you know I do voluntary work. I was helping out at the Disabled games on Thursday so dont you say to me 'what u doin for charity ehh.'


I dont think that other people having other problems undermine what problems you have.

Its putting into context, this isnt a problem. At all.

[God.]

Its putting into context, this isnt a problem. At all.

Cool :)

and kudos for your charitable nature. :D

[Tim]

but whats this part of the forums called, issues, 'problems' and advice. u 2 r takin it way to seriously thats why am closin this thread

[Guest]

but whats this part of the forums called, issues, 'problems' and advice. u 2 r takin it way to seriously thats why am closin this thread ok...