Sex should be a sport

[Fairy]

Don't ya think sex shood be a sport cus


All the countries do it anyway
Men and women can play
Get to play in dif positions( like in footy)
It requires stamina.:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:

[Luke]

No, I do not.

[Bob!]

Sport is competition for all.

How the hell can sex be a proper sport.

[~Wayne~]

Stoooooooooopid :P

[God.]

No, I do not.

Fucking told.

[*Jess*]

Not really.

[Pearson]

Don't ya think sex shood be a sport cus


All the countries do it anyway
Men and women can play
Get to play in dif positions( like in footy)
It requires stamina.:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:

Have you come to this conclusion after watching pornos or dogging?

[Feign]

I scored about six times in the last 24 hours.

Where the hell is my prize, eh?

[Pearson]

I scored about six times in the last 24 hours.

Where the hell is my prize, eh?

Quality over Quantity.

[Feign]

I'm six for six, buddy. It warrants a fucking medal.

[Luke]

I bet your arm's aching.

[Pearson]

I'm six for six, buddy. It warrants a f*cking medal.

Anyone can shag 6 fat dogs, Iv just had a threesome with some lovely models. Thats medal worthy!

[Feign]

Six for six implies that of the six times, not one of them has been without an orgasm on her part.

*sigh*

[Goxxipgurl]

No. Not at all

[Feign]

I bet your arm's aching.Oh, it is. Maybe if your mom did a few kegal exercises every now and then, I wouldn't have to have had both arms in - elbow deep - for her to feel something.

[Pearson]

Six for six implies that of the six times, not one of them has been without an orgasm on her part.

*sigh*

And? that doesnt contridict any of my post! Ugly dogs can still organsm you know!

*sigh*

[~Wayne~]

"Every hole is a goal" seriously doesn't count! :P

[Pearson]

Oh, it is. Maybe if your mom did a few kegal exercises every now and then, I wouldn't have to have had both arms in - elbow deep - for her to feel something.

Your from England pal, spell Mum like an English person would.

[Feign]

Your from England pal, spell Mum like an English person would.I'm not, actually - but I will if you agree to spell 'you're' correctly from here on in.

[Luke]

Oh, it is. Maybe if your mom did a few kegal exercises every now and then, I wouldn't have to have had both arms in - elbow deep - for her to feel something.

Mom?!?! What's one of them?

Typical shit joke from someone with nothing witty or even sarcastic for that matter to say. Better luck next time son.

[Pearson]

I'm not, actually - but I will if you agree to spell 'you're' correctly from here on in.

Thats just shorter. Mom's just annoying when your from England. It just shows you watch to many american films or read crap 'your mom' jokes. Which im guessing you do, Oh and you still didnt answer my first question, how does them having orgasm contridict any of my post?

[Feign]

What the hell? 'Your' and 'you're' are two completely different things.

Please - don't abuse the English langauge.

And, as implied, I'm not from England.

[Pearson]

What the hell? 'Your' and 'you're' are two completely different things.

Please - don't abuse the English langauge.

And, as implied, I'm not from England.

What a stupid post. You know what I mean and theres no doubt about that. You've been owned just get over it!

[Brianna.]

Could you imagin competative sex?

That'd be really awkward...With announcers and everything.

"Well, Bill. It looks like he's going for the patent 'Claw' manuver. Man, look at his form. It's beautiful, isn't it?"

Hahaha.

[God.]

I'm not, actually - but I will if you agree to spell 'you're' correctly from here on in.

Feign, generally, you're seeming to get off by being a total arse, you're obviously a clever person, you might as well use it constructively, rather than to unnecessarily insult others.

[~Wayne~]

lmao Bri- Also could use the good old "I think its all over...it is now"

[God.]

lmao Bri- Also could use the good old "I think its all over...it is now"

Oh dear :P

[Brianna.]

Hahaha.


"Ohhh man. That's harsh. Right in the eye. She won't be forgiving him anytime soon."
"Yeah, tough break. Poor guy."

[iaxa]

Sport is competition for all.

How the hell can sex be a proper sport.
well. if ya think about it the girl or guy rate the other person out of 10. highest score wins.

[God.]

Hahaha.


"Ohhh man. That's harsh. Right in the eye. She won't be forgiving him anytime soon."
"Yeah, tough break. Poor guy."
Hahaha!

I'm seeing a new side of you Bri...:D

[Tommeh!!!]

uhm were forgetting somethign folks....it could be a 'who lasts the longest' race? i play that with Ellie anyway...good fun! :D

and on a side note....Pearson...i hope you were being either sarcy or joking about having a threesome with some models...cos i dont believe that for a second.

[Luke]

I think he was taking the piss rather than lying Tommeh.

[Tommeh!!!]

hehe good, just checking :P

[Brianna.]

Hahaha!

I'm seeing a new side of you Bri...:D


There's alot you guys don't see about me...:D

[Shane]

The only way Sex could be anything close to a Sport would be a simpel game of dignity loss. First to come wins. :P

[xxrachxx]

Hahahaha @ Bri
And Waynes lil jokey thing

[~Wayne~]

Haha a test of dignity xD

[Pearson]

uhm were forgetting somethign folks....it could be a 'who lasts the longest' race? i play that with Ellie anyway...good fun! :D

and on a side note....Pearson...i hope you were being either sarcy or joking about having a threesome with some models...cos i dont believe that for a second.

Iv just had another bunch of models! its nearly hanging off!

[Brianna.]

Hahaha!!!


"I think they're almost finished, Bill...Oop...Hold on...THERE IT IS!"
"Oh, oh god, that's disgusting."

[me1]

lol thats sick but brilliant.

[~Wayne~]

Nice comments Bri :P

[me1]

id go pro if sex was a sport lol. national sex league. N.S.L not N.F.L :D

[Pearson]

" He's been sent of for cuming from behind "

" What a tackle!!!!!"

"Good header!"

Haha! I cant think of any more!

[~Wayne~]

Sounds like you put thought into this :P

[me1]

lol tis funny tho.

[Brianna.]

Hahaha...The N.S.L.


I'd totally be in.


"Look at that thrust, Bill. His form is breathtaking."
"Look at the way the bed keeps bouncing. This man knows his rythem...OH MY GOD! THEY BROKE THE FRAME, TED. THEY BROKE THE BEDFRAME!"
"That's the first time in the 100 years we've enjoyed this sport that someone has actually snapped the bedframe. My god. Look! The commissioner is going out to shake his hand."
"Oh, I wouldn't do that if I was him, Ted. We've seen where it's been."

[me1]

My god. Look! The commissioner is going out to shake his hand."
"Oh, I wouldn't do that if I was him, Ted. We've seen where it's been."

thats the best bit lol. :P

[~Wayne~]

I bet Bri seriously thinking about this now huh? She'd make a great commentator xD

[Brianna.]

Hahahaha...I've found my new calling in life.

[God.]

Hahaha...The N.S.L.


I'd totally be in.


"Look at that thrust, Bill. His form is breathtaking."
"Look at the way the bed keeps bouncing. This man knows his rythem...OH MY GOD! THEY BROKE THE FRAME, TED. THEY BROKE THE BEDFRAME!"
"That's the first time in the 100 years we've enjoyed this sport that someone has actually snapped the bedframe. My god. Look! The commissioner is going out to shake his hand."
"Oh, I wouldn't do that if I was him, Ted. We've seen where it's been."

Truly one of the best posts EVER.

[Brianna.]

*bows*

[me1]

10 points for u :P

[saraharms1]

Sex shouldn't be a sport because sports are about compeition. There is not compeition in sex unless the two are haveing a compeition about who has the biggest orgasm.

[Fairy]

whoa!
this thread is really old!

[iaxa]

Could you imagin competative sex?

That'd be really awkward...With announcers and everything.

"Well, Bill. It looks like he's going for the patent 'Claw' manuver. Man, look at his form. It's beautiful, isn't it?"

Hahaha.


HAHAH mad eme laugh... i do not think it should be a sport... all i know is the africans would win cause of easy in pregnation and most asians would lose..

[Brianna.]

This thread cracks me up.

[Fairy]

It's a classic!

[CraigYohn!]

Jesus christ after reading the first page....get a grip, from what I understand from the first, FIRST, post it wasnt serious.....yet theres so much seriousness shit there on out.

Talk about PMS....no wonder Jesus doesnt bother answering prayers

[qwassymodo]

Forgive the naivety of this comment, but in a sport, presumably,the objective is to get a winner, yes?
Oh my, then.