Honeymoon...

[manutd 4 ever]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

[Mikhael]

lmao ...

[xxrachxx]

hahahahahaha

[LukeEv_17]

lol thats gd

[HunnyBunches]

lol..

[LukeEv_17]

yeah its quality init

[Mamfy]

Ha ha aww:(

Poor woman:(

Does that mean we're going to end up like that?:-s

[manutd 4 ever]

^ lol only if ya get a bloke like that....

[Mamfy]

Okey doke, I'll make sure I don't:D

[manutd 4 ever]

how will u know?

[Mamfy]

I'll find someone who is caring and loving, and someone who loves me for who I am inside, not just for what I look like on the outside.

[manutd 4 ever]

and where will you find that person?

[Mamfy]

Oh I think i have found him. Not that I will marry him or anything:)

[manutd 4 ever]

where?

[Mamfy]

I found him in a bin. :|

[manutd 4 ever]

^ your going out with a bin man?

[Mamfy]

I don't have a boyfriend!

And I was joking about the bin!

[manutd 4 ever]

lol u said you found him!!

[Mamfy]

Yes, I did say I found him, Doesn't mean I'm going out with him though!

We are just good friends

[manutd 4 ever]

^ ask him out! dont waste the chance gal.

[LukeEv_17]

yeah go 4 it

[Mamfy]

Lol, I'm not gonna ask him out!!

[LukeEv_17]

why not?

[Mamfy]

Coz if he says no I have ruined everything!

And anyway, I'm happy to wait for him:)

[LukeEv_17]

but if he says yes....

[Mamfy]

I'm still happy to wait for him:)

[LukeEv_17]

fair enough

[Entice]

Ouch...

[anglee]

hello,


nice joke man and here are some more jokes:Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

thanks

__________

[Karin]

not funny

[amlebede]

lol

[Sciocco]

Looks like he really did a good "Job"

[-Michael-]

Lol and thread revival!

[Burias]

Sciocco needs to go away.

[Grendel]

Lololololololol

[AHeartFeltLoss]

now i want to read my filthy joke book now...o.O