Wanking

[Luke]

Not had one in about a week.

This cannot be good nor natural.

What's wrong?

[God.]

Not a thing.

If you needed to come, you would in your sleep.

The optimum time for ejaculation if after three days allegedly, after that, they get a bit tired.

But, as you don't plan to have any children anytime soon, it'll do you no harm.

Even if you chose to concsiously stop yourself from masturbating, you would come eventually whilst sleeping.

No harm done. :)

[Luke]

I want to but don't feel like it. Why do I feel like this.

I keep telling myself I have a headache.

[God.]

It happens to all of us, I've lost my libido a few times....but when it comes back, it'll come back with a vengeance.

All I can say is prepare yourself for an amaaaazing orgasm if you wait until you actually want to, rather then forcing yourself too. :)

[Luke]

Cheers for your advice mate in my time of need.

[God.]

Lol, no problem-o. :)

[Chris]

All I can say is prepare yourself for an amaaaazing orgasm if you wait until you actually want to, rather then forcing yourself too. :)
Anyone want to try the "6 Week of No Wanking Challenge"? I'd imagine the orgasm after that is mind blowing, lol.O_O:)

[God.]

Lol.....no fucking way. :P

[Innamorata]

Wuss....

[God.]

:O

Says you!

[Innamorata]

I know, I just did.

[God.]

Ooh...

Well 'd say the fact you winced with pain when i whooped your ass proves me wrong.

DOn't make me squeeze those hands again foo'

[~Wayne~]

Woman beater! :P

[Sponge'K'nob]

Anyone want to try the "6 Week of No Wanking Challenge"? I'd imagine the orgasm after that is mind blowing, lol.O_O:)
I think all the guys on TF would die..

[God.]

Woman beater! :P

Lol...

It's my pimp hand, I just can't help it.

No seriously, she can beat the shit out of me....but i get my fun in first :P

[Pearson]

Anyone want to try the "6 Week of No Wanking Challenge"? I'd imagine the orgasm after that is mind blowing, lol.O_O:)

I wouldnt be able to hack the 6 day challenge lol!

[-Snake-]

I'm gunna stop, and just let our lass take care of it!
No internet porn for me! *jesus crys*

[Pearson]

I'm gunna stop, and just let our lass take care of it!
No internet porn for me! *jesus crys*

Why would Jesus cry because you're not wanking over internet porn?

[Chris]

I've heard people say that "masturbation makes Baby Jesus cry", but never of Jesus crying because you dont masturbate, lol.

http://www.dragonninja.co.uk/gallery/files/3/9/1/5/domo-kun_kitten.jpg

Rofl :P

[Mamfy]

HAHAHAHAhA Thats so funny

I'd go for 6 weeks without it :D

Come on lads.....show how tough you are :D

[Luke]

I've got like a cumstain on my computer chair now. Does anyone know how to remove it quickly?

Shot my load well fast.

[Mamfy]

Thanks :|

Water I think helps it come off
Wet it and wipe/scratch it off

[God.]

I've got like a cumstain on my computer chair now. Does anyone know how to remove it quickly?

Shot my load well fast.

Umm.... nice.

[Luke]

I've tried water. The stain kind of spread.

[God.]

Urgh.

It'll teach you to be more careful, won't it? ;)

Try getting some kind of cleanser or something.

[Brianna.]

Club Soda.

[-Snake-]

HAHAHAHAhA Thats so funny

I'd go for 6 weeks without it :D

Come on lads.....show how tough you are :D


6 weeks, no cum?
I think my balls would be the size of a small state... maybe a big one like texas!
:confused:

[Tami]

y do guys need to wank so much????
y not just get a gal to do it 4 u

[PrincessAlice]

doesn't your hand get tired?

[Tami]

isnt there some sort of injury u can get from it?

[Luke]

doesn't your hand get tired?

Yeah cos I can last forever :P

[Pearson]

y do guys need to wank so much????
y not just get a gal to do it 4 u

No!! I dont want you to wank me off for money!

God!! Stop advertising yourself

[PrincessAlice]

HAHAHA that made me laugh ^^^

[Shane]

Seems like a twist to make things not seem as bad for a guy who can't get any. :P

[Obby51]

as of yesterday i decided im gonna stop jacking off for a week. this is because i've read that excessive masterbation can lead to an inability to concentrate, and i'm already medicated for ADD. the usual reason for me to masterbate is because i have nothing else to do, not because i really want to.

[Tami]

go obby51

[CraigYohn!]

I think all the guys on TF would die..

Well, some, I think most have girlfriends :dupe:

[Luke]

Don't be so naive. The lads with birds still wank.

[God.]

Don't be so naive. The lads with birds still wank.

Of course I don't....:confused::P

[celtic ultra]

ryt im on a wanking equvilent of lent for a month

[Tami]

ryt im on a wanking equvilent of lent for a month


bet u wont last

[KiKiDee]

:agree:

[Tami]

woot at least sum 1 does

[Chris]

I think all the guys would agree with me when i say that a month would be pretty hard (no pun intended) :P

[God.]

Lol... absobloodylutely no chance!

[Tami]

give it a try :) go on i dare ya

[God.]

Two words...

(HELL NO)

[celtic ultra]

i can do it trust me

[Luke]

As if Celtic Ultra.

You're the biggest wanker on here.

[God.]

As if Celtic Ultra.

You're the biggest wanker on here.

Told.

[~Wayne~]

isnt there some sort of injury u can get from it?

Yeah its known as wankers cramp.

[God.]

Hurts like hell. :P

[Mamfy]

Hehe I WONDERED what was wrong with my wris...

WHOOPS

Haha scared you all there
And meh, I doubt guys can do it for a month :P Defeats the object of their manlihood :S

[Pearson]

mamfy, mamfy, mamfy. Didnt expect you to look at such a thread!!!!

Are you ok? Well if you like this theres always the old google when you can type in anything you want...go on, let your hair down.

I couldnt do a month. I will do the week challenge, anyone up for it? (no pun)

[God.]

Lol, I'm up for the week challenge. Easy.

[celtic ultra]

ure cementing a dislike off poor english norons who live in council houses in the arsed up end of england

[God.]

ure cementing a dislike off poor english norons who live in council houses in the arsed up end of england

Try that again, this time make it eligible.

[~Wayne~]

Who the hell that guy think he is?

[Pearson]

ure cementing a dislike off poor english norons who live in council houses in the arsed up end of england

Dont no what you said but it was probably some abuse of England seen as your jelous of our country.

[Luke]

ure cementing a dislike off poor english norons who live in council houses in the arsed up end of england

I live on a council estate.

I must be one of these English morons you're talking about.

[God.]

Yeah you are...but that's irrelevant. :P

(joke)

[PrincessAlice]

Don't be so naive. The lads with birds still wank.

of course they do :p their girlfriends can't be there everytime they are horny

[~Wayne~]

Yeah Forest I grew up on a council estate he can feck right off

[God.]

Like there's no council estates in Scotland....

[Mamfy]

mamfy, mamfy, mamfy. Didnt expect you to look at such a thread!!!!

Are you ok? Well if you like this theres always the old google when you can type in anything you want...go on, let your hair down.



HAHAH

Gotcha ;)

[Fairy]

Sis guyz I'm trying to eat!
I wood neva bee able to look @ a hotdog again witout thinking of sumfing dirrty!:puke:
U guys shood get out more!
And get a gf!

[Luke]

Get out more? I have a health social life thank you...

And I'm not one of these people who just has to have a girlfriend. The type of people that would go out with anyone, even if they've known them for like a day or something.

You have to get to know someone first.

[Fairy]

yeh
u have to get into them and get under there skin!

[Luke]

You're proving to be a weirdo.

[CraigYohn!]

mamfy, mamfy, mamfy. Didnt expect you to look at such a thread!!!!

Are you ok? Well if you like this theres always the old google when you can type in anything you want...go on, let your hair down.

I couldnt do a month. I will do the week challenge, anyone up for it? (no pun)

Sure, lmao xD

[Mamfy]

Get out more? I have a health social life thank you...

And I'm not one of these people who just has to have a girlfriend. The type of people that would go out with anyone, even if they've known them for like a day or something.

You have to get to know someone first.

AWw. Luke's a softie :D

[Luke]

AWw. Luke's a softie :D

This is correct.

Didn't want anyone to know though :(

[Mamfy]

Nah I knew it from the start.
You have a kind heart awww :)

[Tami]

every1 has a heart..................but what dooes that have to do with wanking

[Pearson]

every1 has a heart..................but what dooes that have to do with wanking

If you dont have a heart you wont be able to masturbate im afriad.

[CraigYohn!]

I have the nicest fucking heart immaginable, you just have to beat me at tekken to experience it fully, because beating me at tekken is the doors to my heart

[Mamfy]

every1 has a heart..................but what dooes that have to do with wanking

Can I not make a comment about Luke?

[Luke]

Can I not make a comment about Luke?

Ignore her.

Make as many comments as you like.

Positive or negative :).

[Mamfy]

Ignore her.

Make as many comments as you like.

Positive or negative :).


Yay I lurve youuuu :d

Freedom of speech WINS

[NATAL!E]

This is correct.

Didn't want anyone to know though :(

This became apparent when you decided I wasn't as bad as you thought I was. :P

And have you managed to get rid of your stain luke? Lol.
How long did it take you to get 'in the mood'?

[God.]

Urgh.

[Luke]

This became apparent when you decided I wasn't as bad as you thought I was. :P

And have you managed to get rid of your stain luke? Lol.
How long did it take you to get 'in the mood'?

Yes, the stain has gone. After posting I wasn't in the mood, it took around an hour.

[somewhere_else]

not fair... why do we have to WAIT for the 'mind-blowing' orgasm? Why can't we just have it without waiting??? Life is so unfair...

btw dudes... according to my friend... if you meditate during an orgasm, the feeling can hang around for days...

[Chris]

btw dudes... according to my friend... if you meditate during an orgasm, the feeling can hang around for days...

Yeah, its called 'Tantric Sex', i can remember Finch doing it in American Pie 2 whilst waiting for Stifler's Mum, lol.

[NATAL!E]

When I read the previous post, I thought the same thing, then scrolled down and you'd wrote it. Lmao. I love American Pie. :} AMAZEENG.