Patriot1776
August 24th '05, 05:32 PM
A guy walks into a bar and sits mext to a drunk leprechaun. The leprechaun orders a large beer,drinks it, and spits in the guys ear. The guy is mad but he ignores the leprechaun. Then the leprechaun orders an extra large beer,drinks it, and spits in the guys ear. The guy is really angry, but continues to ignore the leprechaun. Then the leprechaun orders a gallon of beer,drinks it, and spits in the guys ear. The guy turns around draws his knife and tells the leprechaun: "You do that one more time and I'll cut your cock off!" The leprechaun then starts to laugh sso hard he falls off the stool. "What's so funny?" the guy asks.
"Leprechauns don't have cocks."
"Then how do you go to the bathroom?"
"Easy,I'll show you."
The lerprechaun orders another beer,drinks it, and spits in the guys ear.
"Leprechauns don't have cocks."
"Then how do you go to the bathroom?"
"Easy,I'll show you."
The lerprechaun orders another beer,drinks it, and spits in the guys ear.