Patriot1776
August 24th '05, 06:00 PM
A man walks into a bar and reads: "Find out how to win free beer for a year!" He walks over to the bartender and asks him. The bartender answers: "You gotta do three things. First you have to drink a gallon of beer without stopping. Then you gotta go and bite the rabid pitbull outside. Then you gotta screw the old hag upstairs." The man doesn't want to bite a rabid dog or screw an old hag, but he really wants the gallon of beer. So he decides to complete step one and leave the bar. He drinks the gallon of beer without stopping and gets himself more than a little drunk. Then he stumbles out the side door. The bartender doesn't hear anything for 15 minutes and decides to assume the worse until he hears a loud yelp. The man walks in and says: "Where's the old hag you wanted me to bite?"