Patriot1776
August 25th '05, 01:12 AM
One day Saddam and his servant were driving through the desert until they hit a large big. Saddam noticed a farm nearby and told his servent, "Go inside and tell the farmer that we just killed his pig." Saddam waited for about two days until his servant finally came out. Saddam looked at him and said, "What took you so long." The servant said with a big grin on his face, "The family gave me a large feast,their finest clothes, and allowed me to marry their daughter." Saddam was shocked and said, "What did you say to them?"
"I walked in and said 'Hello, I am Saddam's servant and I have just killed the fat pig'."
"I walked in and said 'Hello, I am Saddam's servant and I have just killed the fat pig'."