Patriot1776
August 25th '05, 07:35 PM
An American, Irish Man, and a Polish Man are stranded on a desert island. One day they uncover a lamp with a genie inside. The genie agrees to give each man one wish. The American goes first, "I want to go back to my ranch in Texas." The American is then sent to his ranch in Texas. Next it's the Irsh Man's turn, "I want to go back to my wife on my farm." He is then returned to his farm. The Polish Man thinks long and hard and then says, "I'm really lonely. I wish my friends were back herte."