Mamfy
August 26th '05, 10:03 AM
A black man walks into a café early one morning and notices he is the only black person there. As he sat down he noticed a white man sat behind him, the white man said ‘coloured people aren’t allowed in here’
The black man replied…. ‘When I was born I was black
When I grew up I was black
When I'm sick I'm black
When I go in the sun I'm black
And when I die I'm black
When you were born you were pink When you’re sick you’re green
When you stay in the sun you’re red
When you’re cold you turn blue
And when you die you turn purple’
‘And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured!!’
The black man replied…. ‘When I was born I was black
When I grew up I was black
When I'm sick I'm black
When I go in the sun I'm black
And when I die I'm black
When you were born you were pink When you’re sick you’re green
When you stay in the sun you’re red
When you’re cold you turn blue
And when you die you turn purple’
‘And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured!!’