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KathyN
August 16th '06, 11:01 AM
This is an actual conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Negative, you will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of the US navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: No, I say again, divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: This is the aircraft carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees to the north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Sponge'K'nob
August 16th '06, 01:01 PM
i dont get it..

Tim
August 16th '06, 01:03 PM
lolololololololololol

KathyN
August 16th '06, 01:23 PM
i dont get it..The American aircraft carrier was sailing straight to the Canadian lighthouse...

Luke
August 16th '06, 04:06 PM
Heard it before.

Typical Americans. Arrogant and stupid.

jay.D
August 16th '06, 04:17 PM
old but still funny

Shane
August 16th '06, 10:42 PM
lolage

Sponge'K'nob
August 16th '06, 10:48 PM
i dont find it funneh..

Tami
August 17th '06, 08:41 AM
HAHA Pmsl!

saraharms1
August 18th '06, 01:57 AM
lol... never heard that one before. not hilarous but it is pretty funny made me chuckle.

Lindsay
August 18th '06, 05:23 PM
haha ive heard that one before.