my little problem

[Guest]

hey guys...i have a girlfriend and she really wants to give me head but my penis is only like 5 inches long


im really scared shes going to pull my pants down and just laugh at me


what should i do? im too young to buy enlargement pills

[Peblu]

After she laughs at you (and she will), chop off your penis and send it to her in the mail. That'll teach her.