sentence game

[Mikhael]

Rite wot u do is i start off and i say a sentence then the next post should reply to it and so on

Example
me : once i saw a cat
sm1 else: it was grey (ok i havent go a vivid imagination)

So ill start here i go

Me : Walking along one day ,sitting on a wall i saw a boy.
Next person :.............................

so leave a post and have fun

[Riccardo]

Who Konged (Parkour move) over the wall i was sitting on.

[xxrachxx]

i looked in amazement as he fell on his ass.....

[Riccardo]

The boy jumped up hoping no one had noticed...

[Shane]

Then he realised he had a big rip in his trousers....

[Riccardo]

So he darted to the nearest clothes shop...

[Shane]

And bought some chocolate shorts which....

[IceBurn3000]

which were made from fine swiss chocolate....

[Riccardo]

As soon as he put them on he was swarmed by...

[IceBurn3000]

flies and ugly people....

[Riccardo]

The ugly people start to lick away the chocolate shorts...

[IceBurn3000]

and soon he was starkers....

[Andrew]

he saw lights, flashing in the distance...

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

and realised it was the police coming to arrest him

[Mikhael]

so he hid in the nearest bush and waited till they had passed when ...

[Jessicar]

a mouse bit him on the $%£%£&*

[xxrachxx]

he screamed like a little girlie

[Jessicar]

and collapsed on the floor

[Riccardo]

Where Random People had there way with him...

[Jessicar]

and he woke up in a hole and didnt know why

[xxrachxx]

dressed up in ladies clothes.. stolen outta riccardos wardrobe :P lol

[Riccardo]

(:eek:what did i ever do to you?) With rachel lying next to him in a crude position(HA!)

[Shane]

and touching......

[Riccardo]

also still stuck together...

[xxrachxx]

:S ....... what did i do to you, to be put through the torture of lying next to you! lol i love ya really

[Riccardo]

(Just coz hes wearing my dresses doesnt mean its me sorry to disapoint you :P) ...Random unnamed person wakes up and peels self off rach...

[IceBurn3000]

Im a little lost so i will continue from here:
also still stuck together...With honey.....

[Riccardo]

he wakes up and wonders who the hell he is and who hes stuck 2...

[xxrachxx]

he looks in horror to find its michael jackson

(im listenin to slow jamz- twista.. and the michael jackson bit was on lol, gave me the idea)

[Jessicar]

he screams and runs out of neverland without any clothes on. omm. *tuts*

[Mikhael]

ties to commit sucide with cocktail sticks and a straw but ...

[Riccardo]

Changes his mind because he can sue micheal for so much money...

[xxrachxx]

but michael wins the case and he has nothing

[Riccardo]

expect his magazine deals...

[IceBurn3000]

and fond memories of sing-a-longs at neverland ranch in which he and MJ....

[Riccardo]

played with the elephant mans skeleton...

[Mikhael]

and had some fun with skics

[IceBurn3000]

*PAUSE GAME*

and had some fun with skicsWTF are skics? If i dont know what they are I cant continue!!

[Riccardo]

I was thinking the exact same thing as you Peter

[IceBurn3000]

and had some fun with skicsI officially declare this submission invalid. We now move to the last valid submission:

played with the elephant mans skeleton...

*GAME UNPAUSED*

and with Bubbles the Chimp. Then he woke up and remembered....

[Riccardo]

He had forgot to take his medication...

[IceBurn3000]

which was for his.....

[swifty]

brain, coz hes mentally ill/retarded so he....

[IceBurn3000]

so everything about Michael Jackson, elephant skin men and chimps called bubbles was a dream... When he woke up he...

[xxrachxx]

he had to take a huge reality check, and missed the imaginary chimp

[xXxI.Got.Them.Emo.EyesxXx]

He then decided to go huff some gasoline, then he found bubbles, but not how he imagened...Bubbles was face down drunk in the gutter of the local pub.

[IceBurn3000]

At the pub he had some warm Guiness...

(your Brits and your warm beer - it should be illegal!!!)

[Riccardo]

he carried on drinking untill he puked on...

[Mikhael]

the ground then fell asleep in it . he then woke up .....

[IceBurn3000]

beside his naked girlfriend who...

[Mikhael]

slapped him and repeatedly called him names because

[Riccardo]

She found out what happened with him and her...

[IceBurn3000]

"her" being his ex-GF....

[Mikhael]

getting cot playing table tennis naked for .....

[lil_sawa]

stealing his brothers car

[Shane]

to drive 17.59867984 miles down the road to....

[Drunk_druid]

...the gas station...

[lil_sawa]

onli to get attacked by a giant gang of squirrells.....

[IceBurn3000]

listening to Julie Andrews on their iPods..........

[Riccardo]

He tells them he has no nuts but...

[Entice]

They refuse to believe and bannish him to the Giant Gang of Squirells Goal for Dicks Who Have No Nuts (GGSGDWHNN)

[lil_sawa]

he then starts to go insane and becomes one of the giant squirrells.......

[Mikhael]

they bit him on the ....

[lil_sawa]

ass, he started running round screaming with the squirrells stuk to his bottom!...

[MathewS]

in an attempt to get the squirells off he....

[lil_sawa]

grabbed a stik and threw it hoping the squirrells would chase after it....

[MathewS]

unfortunatly the squirells prefered his ass to the stick so...

[IceBurn3000]

sat down and squashed half the squirrels....

[Mamfy]

realised he was a phat ass and went to get lipo suction

[Entice]

The doctor took one look at him sighed and said...
"Im sorry butt....

[Riccardo]

You'll have to wipe your own arse...

[lil_sawa]

another doctor said: this isnt a wipin arse clinic, there are toilets to do that....

[Entice]

So he goes to a toilet requestin they wipe his arse, when the toilet looks at him and tells him to...

[Riccardo]

Stop talking to toilets coz they dont talk...

[Jessicar]

But then he realises the toilet is contradicting itself and slaps it, and the toilet retaliates by....

[Mikhael]

throwing every thing back on his face so he ...

[Jessicar]

runs away and cries until...

[Mamfy]

he gets hit by the door to the toilet cubicle, forcing him to fall on the floor

[Riccardo]

On his hand and knees he realise what many of people must have done on that floor and...

[lil_sawa]

faints, he falls straight to the floor, right in front of the mayor of toilet town :P.....

[Mamfy]

who stares at him blankly before getting

[Riccardo]

Out a whip and...

[Mamfy]

spanking him hard on the buttox whilst

[Entice]

whistling the national anthem,

[IceBurn3000]

of Australia, to....

[Entice]

a dancing steve erwin, when he heard someone callin out his name, he turned around and saw...

[Mamfy]

a naked woman shaving her legs with

[Jessicar]

a twig...

[lil_sawa]

covered in.....

[Mamfy]

honey from poohs pot where

[IceBurn3000]

piglet slept during...

[Entice]

the olympics in...

[Mamfy]

his bright blue thong bought from

[Jessicar]

Ann Summers where...

[Mamfy]

they also sold

[xxrachxx]

flashin red and orange dildos lol

[IceBurn3000]

and warming lube that...

[Mamfy]

glowed in the dark if you

[Shane]

put it in a box and

[Mamfy]

shake it vigorously until

[Shane]

it breaks and become a magical

[Mamfy]

wand that when you say "..

[Entice]

"Hotyuil yot grterow fulootoh" will majically transform into...

[Mamfy]

a flying pig which sings

[xxrachxx]

sheffield wednesday songs from its arse... while thinking about ....

[Mamfy]

how to cut a slice of cheese with its

[Mikhael]

nose without it blocking up its nosterals so .....

[Mamfy]

that it could never blow it without

[Mikhael]

haviin his eyes open so ....

[Mamfy]

he could see wehre he was going without

[kattylover]

hitting his head on...

[Drunk_druid]

low flying aeroplanes

[Riccardo]

and getting sucked into planes engines, spraying earth with pig guts...

[Mikhael]

and turnin into a beetle with five legs and....

[Mamfy]

a tailors jacket tied to his

[kattylover]

the pole so that he can...

[Mikhael]

go scydvn wth a torch and a broomstc soo...

[cutie_69_69]

he can be a....

[amelia]

:) he started running home and he saw the stars................................

[amelia]

and he got up and realised thay were faries jumping around on his...............

[Stephanie]

and he got up and realised thay were faries jumping around on his...............

nose but then he realised....

[Mikhael]

he had sneezed

[Stephanie]

...out donkey sperm and..

[Mikhael]

a strange type of monkey radish therefore

[random-lemons]

it looked kinda tasty...

[in_love]

so he ate it, but it tasted like................

[Mikhael]

radish funnily enough be cause it is radish so he ran away crying to his ....

[Entice]

His fairy godmother who gave him a...

[ingramswordsman]

chainsaw dildo to beat up everything that made his dick floppy like very big and hairy...

[Entice]

So he booked an appointment at the local beautician, when he arrived he found...

[ingramswordsman]

a cardboard box covered in lipstick and makeup, then ate...

[wayne18]

the sandwich that was in the box,but something was wrong with it because...

[ingramswordsman]

it was all the colours of the rainbow, so he...

[wayne18]

decided to throw it away,but...

[ingramswordsman]

it came back and baet him up

[bambizzle]

so he decides to call up a few boys to 'sort it out'