Three Guys

[ingramswordsman]

Threre where these three guys who where stranded on an island with savages who had populated there.
The next day the savage tribe took the men to the chief because they where tresspassing on his land.
Chief: "So you are the invaders!"
Men: "Y... y... yes."
Chief: "Well then go out to the forest and get 10 of any fruit you can find."
The 3 men ran out into the trees and 2 of them returned quickly with 10 apples and 10 berries.
Chief: "Ah, good. Now shove then up ya' anus!"
The three men where terrified but knew if they didn't the savages would kill them, so they began, but just as the first man was about to place the first apple up his anus, the chieftan said "If you make a sound or facial expression my men will kill you!" this made the task more difficult.
The apple guy got 6 up there --> )( then screamed ouch as his crack was starting to rip, so the savages killed him.
The berry guy was at his 9th berry but then burt out with laughter.
Then you know what happened to him.
The apple man and berry guy later meet in heven and the apple guy says to the berry dude...
Appleman: "You on the 9th berry man, why did you laugh?"
Berryguy: "I know Iknow, it's just that I saw the other guy comeing out of the forest with 10 pineapples.

[Pearson]

Yer well done ingram its just your abit late!!!!


that jokes older than me nan

[ingramswordsman]

Yeah I know.

[xxrachxx]

lol iv not heard that before, i like it

[Pearson]

dear me son..... dear me

[xxrachxx]

sorry dad

[ingramswordsman]

What about this one:
There are 3 presidents fiying on a plane, American Pres. South African Pres. Chinese Pres. and the Canadian Pres.
So when the plane is flying over America Bush says "Oh look it's America, you can tell becuase our beautiful flag is flying over the land."
The other Presidents all grumble *grumble grumble* then they fly over Canada and the Canadian President says "Oh look we're flying over Canada, you can tell because we have excelent green grass." *grumble grumble*
China is under and China man Pres. says "Look China! You tell 'cause geat wall af China there, very very big wall, he he." *grumble grumble*
Then South Africa (A lovely industrial country) is below the plane and then Thabo Mbeki says "Oh look my home land, you can tell that because there is our lovely springbok (animal, it's a very beautiful one too) jumping around, and also jumpt over the great wall of china make a crap on the canadian grass and wiped his crack with the ugly american flag."

[ingramswordsman]

So what

[Pearson]

tumbleweed is the word my friend

[Jessicar]

Hehe, i love that first joke, heard it before, but it always makes me giggle.

[Mudge = Myth]

cumon ingram stop making a fool of ya self ya aint even funny mate!

[ingramswordsman]

Ah shut up! Ur just JEALOUS! Fag.

[ingramswordsman]

At least Jessicar has a sence of humor, thanx Jessi. See thats why I like her, becuase she isn't a menie like you Mudge=Legend.

[Pearson]

a meenie?! i thought u were a bloke?

[xxrachxx]

reyt 1st en was funny, 2nd wasnt

[Mudge = Myth]

yeh first 1 is funny...but every1 has herd it its bin out 4 years so it just wore off on me n aint funny"

[Mamfy]

LOL hehe funny:D

[ingramswordsman]

What do you mean a bloke? I say menie when I wanna MENIE WEENIE!
Okay that was scary.

[Mamfy]

What the hell?

[Queen Shaqua]

Urr...ingram, ur scaring me, I've heard the 1st one about, hmm let's see, 19724236478 times, but it is funny :)

[Drunk_druid]

wow, id lose count purdy impressive!

[Queen Shaqua]

Yeah, well, I like to keep written records 4 certain things. ;)

[LukeEv_17]

my grandad tells better jokes tbh

[D3c3p7ioN]

Lol those jokes sucked... thats what made me laugh :P

[LukeEv_17]

yeah they're awful

[insideout182]

heck yes lol

[Jessicar]

The second joke is just like :| eh? though. hehe.

[The Wheel]

First joke - old but good
second - new but bad

[Mikhael]

first-funni
Second - Crap and u proved u cant count lol u said 3 presidents