Hells_Zargon
October 15th '06, 01:18 PM
Had such a hilarious incident yesterday.
Recently we bought a new carpet, quite an expensive one as a matter of fact, for the lounge and dining room. It was fitted well and we have had no problems so far, however that's just for the carpet. Not for the dog.
Yesterday after I got back from watching World Trade Centre at the local Vue (damn good film by the way if anybody is thinking of going to see it) the dog seemed perfectly normal. That was untill the very instant he got into the lounge. Without any warning whatsoever he opened his mouth and out came a stream of yellow vomit, along with visible chunks of meat. The stream flew for almost three feet before splatting on the floor in a little heap, I've never seen anything like it! My Dad panicked and went to grab the nearest roll of toilet paper, my Mum screeched and grabbed the dog by the collar and I instantly burst out laughing. However the dog hadn't finished quite yet and as my mum tried to pull him out of the kitchen she was impeding the flow of vomit from his mouth. The instandt she stopped trying to force him out of the room BOOM! Vomit flew out of his mouth in all directions. Seriously, I'm not making this shit up, I really do mean in ALL directions! The towel which I put down under the dog to save the carpet was a crisp white. The carpet further in front of it was now a shade of yellowy brown.
I couldn't stop laughing for ages, I suppose you had to be there but it was just SO unexpected! That definately made my week! Just hope that Vanish carpet cleaner really does do as it says on the tin!
Copied from the entry I made for my site, www.spaces.msn.com/hellszargonslair
Recently we bought a new carpet, quite an expensive one as a matter of fact, for the lounge and dining room. It was fitted well and we have had no problems so far, however that's just for the carpet. Not for the dog.
Yesterday after I got back from watching World Trade Centre at the local Vue (damn good film by the way if anybody is thinking of going to see it) the dog seemed perfectly normal. That was untill the very instant he got into the lounge. Without any warning whatsoever he opened his mouth and out came a stream of yellow vomit, along with visible chunks of meat. The stream flew for almost three feet before splatting on the floor in a little heap, I've never seen anything like it! My Dad panicked and went to grab the nearest roll of toilet paper, my Mum screeched and grabbed the dog by the collar and I instantly burst out laughing. However the dog hadn't finished quite yet and as my mum tried to pull him out of the kitchen she was impeding the flow of vomit from his mouth. The instandt she stopped trying to force him out of the room BOOM! Vomit flew out of his mouth in all directions. Seriously, I'm not making this shit up, I really do mean in ALL directions! The towel which I put down under the dog to save the carpet was a crisp white. The carpet further in front of it was now a shade of yellowy brown.
I couldn't stop laughing for ages, I suppose you had to be there but it was just SO unexpected! That definately made my week! Just hope that Vanish carpet cleaner really does do as it says on the tin!
Copied from the entry I made for my site, www.spaces.msn.com/hellszargonslair