PMS Hell!

[Guest]

my girlfriend has terrible mood swings when she is on her period and quite frankly treats me like shit.and thats saying it nice.and i love her and ill stand by her no matter what but this really takes it toll on me and is reall hard and upsetting.how can i cope with it? i dont think girls realises how hard it really is on their partners and what we have to put up with.i feel really unapreciated.help

[Shane]

I am sure there are hormones avaialble for her to take to control her mood swings and help her to stay clam. Tell her to get herself down to the doctors, jsut don't tell het hat wheile she is on her period. :)

[Brunette]

stay away from her in her periods , and dont say anything annoying to her .
or try telling her you have a problem with the way she treats you !

[joanne]

oh my god, my boyfriend has it all to come i have just started my periods i think, i am so scared

[sammycag]

look, if you had periods you'd treat her like shit as well. live with it. and be thankful.

[joanne]

i dont know what to do, what did anyone do when there periods started??? i think it is my period

[sammycag]

go speak to your mum?

[Bob!]

If you don't already know about this then why:


Do you apparently have sex 5 times a day;
Love it more when a boy licks you than fingers;
And have your birthdate set to say you're 16?

[IceBurn3000]

my girlfriend has terrible mood swings when she is on her period and quite frankly treats me like shit.and thats saying it nice.and i love her and ill stand by her no matter what but this really takes it toll on me and is reall hard and upsetting.how can i cope with it? i dont think girls realises how hard it really is on their partners and what we have to put up with.i feel really unapreciated.help

This song is an old Irish song, that has been passed down from generation to generation.

It's called "Down to the Old Pub Instead". Get the message from the song ;)


Stephen Lynch - Down to the Old Pub Instead

Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife and love her with love so true
Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
And it's called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you

You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back – her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
And every third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want to make love – if you do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the house – down to the old pub instead

And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat
And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead

Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

[MOODYGIRL]

Well I get like that too. But just try and stay a way from her untill she is off. Me I just do not like to be talk to when I am on.