Horny Sh*t

[JMO]

I'm feeling horny.... I WANNA DO SOMETHING! SOMETHING "PLEASURABLE"!!!!!

What can I do to alone......?

Something interesting, NOT so dangerous and tried before. (:

[Bob!]

Well for a bloke there really aint much besides normal masturbation lol, if ya completely straight that is.

Women have so many more options for experimentation :P

[Shane]

Go look at porn?

[Bob!]

Lol yeah, that works 2.

[Darts]

Juniours dont exactly have that much of an easy access to porn... shame you arent female :)

[iaxa]

yeah shame. cause u would be able to find that DAM g-spot i no it isnt on the knee thats for sure..

[Darts]

Lmao iaxa you are a right numpty, but funny nonetheless.

[iaxa]

:P i'm being serouis where the FUCK IS IT!

[Darts]

Lol not telling you, it's a big step in a guy's like for him to find out for himself *roffle*

[Bob!]

Lfmao dude, itl be absolutely clear when ya do :P

[Darts]

says Bob, pretending to speak from experience lol

[Bob!]

From bare logic and factual knowledge of course. :P

[iaxa]

lol you could always get a belt sander and rub it around there see what gets the girl going . :)

ehh but then you wont be able to tell cause a beltsander covers to much area. hmm.

what about getting some feathers and a 5 dollar note ... no that wont work..

[mean_girl]

Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bob!]

lol you could always get a belt sander and rub it around there see what gets the girl going . :)

ehh but then you wont be able to tell cause a beltsander covers to much area. hmm.

what about getting some feathers and a 5 dollar note ... no that wont work..

Lfmao, any woman that gets with you is gonna end up at a psychiatrists :P

[God.]

Lollage.

I found my gf's, she screamed. Lol.

[iaxa]

Lfmao, any woman that gets with you is gonna end up at a psychiatrists :P

i'm not that bad...

[Mikhael]

to answer the initail question get some baby oil and a blow up doll tis what i heard anyway *shift eyes* :D

[iaxa]

to answer the initail question get some baby oil and a blow up doll tis what i heard anyway *shift eyes* :D
whaaaa. your worse than me.. at times...

[Mikhael]

Just sometimes :P

[Darts]

Belt sander = NO!!!! DO NOT!!! EVER! lol

Unless ur gf doesnt shave as often as you'd like lmao

[~Wayne~]

You and that Mind of yours Cherie!

[iaxa]

Belt sander = NO!!!! DO NOT!!! EVER! lol

Unless ur gf doesnt shave as often as you'd like lmao

why not. it would have a feather glued on :)

[Shield]

For fun, you can try to masturbate while experimenting with different thoughts to explore your fantasies.

Like thinking about world peace, or Diablo, or huge breats, while you stroke.

[Darts]

Omg world peace turns me on so much I might have to go do myself right now :eek:

I thought you werent being serious but everybody loves breasts so I begin to wonder.....and question your sanity

[iaxa]

agreed.

[Mikhael]

I like boobies * raises hand *

[ignorant_beauty]

oh wow. off topic much? :p

well to answer the initial question...

there are many many different strange new ways people usually dont use to masturbate... like fruit... lol, really ive heard its fairly pleasurable to make a hole a little smaller than your penis in a melon, such as a cantalope and use that to errr... get off with. or you could try water wings... blow it up and use that to jack off in... or if you want to go all out just go buy an artificial vagina :p