Ronaldo & Beckham in the canteen.

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were
eating their packed lunches and Raul said; 'Tapas again! If I get tapas one
more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium'
Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
Beckham opened his lunch and said, 'Ham & Cheese again. If I get a Ham &
Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death.
Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as
well.
At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really
tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!'
Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
Everyone turned and stared at the skinny arseless bint wearing oversized sun
glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap. 'Hey, don't look at me, said
Posh, David makes his own lunch.'

[LukeEv_17]

ive heard that before but about a blonde instead of beckham, still class though lol

[xxrachxx]

lol ye iv heard it before, but i still hate them, tis funny though

[LukeEv_17]

aye it is funny

[xxrachxx]

youv already said lol

luke the spamming is like gettin stupid lol