Coolest Dork
December 25th '06, 01:03 AM
Hey there, I'm Dan.
I just stumbled upon this site like you might stumble over a log in a forest while wandering through the bush trying to find a suitable area to pee.
That may or may not have made sense. I'm sure when I re-read it another time I'll wonder what the hell I was thinking. But you see, I've been drinking a little on account of it being Christmas Eve, and when I drink I tend to search for random things. This particular random search has brought me here.
I'm sixteen. I'm still in school (studying Business, ICT, History and English Literature), I have a job (two actually - I work part time selling double glazing and I'm a stand-up comedian at various parties. Both jobs involve telling massive lies to people I've not met before and hoping they believe me), I have a vast circle of friends, I spend too much time on the computer, I drink too much alcohol, I party too much, I smoke the occasional cigarette (just tobacco, mind you), I exercise a lot and eat healthily. I'm pretty much your average teenager.
I also write quite a lot (you may have noticed). I noticed the articles section, which I'll be intending to make full use of in the near future.
I don't know how to end such an epic post, so I'll just say I'll look forward to meeting everyone.
I just stumbled upon this site like you might stumble over a log in a forest while wandering through the bush trying to find a suitable area to pee.
That may or may not have made sense. I'm sure when I re-read it another time I'll wonder what the hell I was thinking. But you see, I've been drinking a little on account of it being Christmas Eve, and when I drink I tend to search for random things. This particular random search has brought me here.
I'm sixteen. I'm still in school (studying Business, ICT, History and English Literature), I have a job (two actually - I work part time selling double glazing and I'm a stand-up comedian at various parties. Both jobs involve telling massive lies to people I've not met before and hoping they believe me), I have a vast circle of friends, I spend too much time on the computer, I drink too much alcohol, I party too much, I smoke the occasional cigarette (just tobacco, mind you), I exercise a lot and eat healthily. I'm pretty much your average teenager.
I also write quite a lot (you may have noticed). I noticed the articles section, which I'll be intending to make full use of in the near future.
I don't know how to end such an epic post, so I'll just say I'll look forward to meeting everyone.