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Conflicted17
January 1st '07, 10:56 PM
Ok I expect this will disturb some of you but i would like some honest opinions on this. Do you think cyber sex can be an honest expression of love or not?

Sponge'K'nob
January 1st '07, 10:57 PM
Honestly: No.

~Wayne~
January 1st '07, 11:01 PM
Not at all.

Luke
January 1st '07, 11:06 PM
Nope.

Darts
January 1st '07, 11:41 PM
'z0mg horny'
'onoz me too'
'*slides hard throbbing cock into ur wet pussy*'
'omg i love you!'

............ thats a no from me :D

Bob!
January 2nd '07, 01:17 AM
I put on my robe and wizard hat....

xAddictedx
January 2nd '07, 04:49 AM
I agree with everyone else.. no.. it's more of an expression of raging hormones if you will. haha.

Mikhael
January 2nd '07, 10:14 AM
NIce bob :D

but no defo no

VampyrMaggot
January 2nd '07, 10:27 AM
i spose its ok if ur in a real relationship with the person and thats not the only kinda thing u do ;) its just abit of fun if your both online, etc. but most yea, its only for those raging horomones

Bebot
January 2nd '07, 11:07 AM
i dont think so,no.

Gemrlou
January 2nd '07, 11:56 AM
Nahh.

Kate
January 2nd '07, 01:23 PM
Haha.
No.
Its hormones.

Darts
January 2nd '07, 02:13 PM
I agree with everyone else.. no.. it's more of an expression of raging hormones if you will. haha.

This girl rocks! lol

xAddictedx
January 2nd '07, 04:16 PM
i spose its ok if ur in a real relationship with the person and thats not the only kinda thing u do ;) its just abit of fun if your both online, etc. but most yea, its only for those raging horomones

Yeah my boyfriend and I do similar things I guess. But then again, we don't reserve sexual stuff for 'online' only. Haha. We know it's hormones and we are just fine with that.


This girl rocks! lol


:D why THANK you.

Bob!
January 2nd '07, 04:50 PM
By the way that extract was from:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

Others: http://www.ubersite.com/m/28016

Pretty funny, but anyways nah I dont think tha shows love lol, might be somethin ya do with ya girlfriend an when ya can see each other to do anythin else, but aint no way declaration of love or anythin. :S

Level 8 Penis of the Infinite 4tw :P

Darts
January 2nd '07, 05:20 PM
Lmao bob u nutcase

mandude
January 2nd '07, 05:27 PM
And of course you would be browsing through that stuff ..... unless of course you participate in such acts.

Bob!
January 2nd '07, 05:33 PM
Saw a link on a diff "clean" site, biatch :P

And the "I put on my robe and wizard hat" line has been used for ages when takin the piss outa, and referencin to cyber sex :P

xAddictedx
January 2nd '07, 05:34 PM
lmao I wanna put on my wizard robe and hat!! :D haha wow.

Kate
January 2nd '07, 06:14 PM
Lmao. I laughed so much at that bob!
<3

Darts
January 2nd '07, 09:18 PM
Actually I thought everyone had had cybersex lol. It's the natural internet process of life :D

Incredibly crap even if you sound like a porn novel, cos really porn novels must only be there for sheer comedy value. I've read millions............ :eek:

Conflicted17
January 3rd '07, 02:24 AM
Alright I can accept your opinions but suppose it isnt a two way deal suppose only she is enjoying herself while the guy does it because he wants her to be pleased and happy adn is only talking to accomplish that? Also can you honestly say that if you were far away from someone you feel in love with you would still say it isnt a pure expression of love? In my honest opinion it has become more so then sex itself. Due to the fact that sex has become almost solely used as a physical release. I am not saying that cyber sex isnt often times the same thing. but when it is done for the other persons pleasure I think perhaps it can be. Probably wont change any of your opinions but whatever no one ever accused me of being normal.

xAddictedx
January 3rd '07, 05:59 AM
I get where you're coming from. Sure, it can be an expression of love just like sex because instead of doing it, you're saying what you would do because you can't be with the person to do these things. But IMO, it's not a PURE expression of love.. it's too.. idk the word for it. too something.

xMissIzzyx
January 3rd '07, 06:10 AM
I put on my robe and wizard hat.... LMFAO! CLASSIC



no, it's not
sex is a PHYSICAL act of love/lust/whatever

Conflicted17
January 3rd '07, 05:26 PM
I see what your saying i think what you mean is that its too impersonal too be a pure expression of love.

VixieSikk
January 3rd '07, 07:03 PM
Assuming it is okay to actually post a response to the threads title now, that all depends on who it's with. People don't always intend it to be something nice, usually it's meant to be a sleazy bit of fun to escape monotony and that's fine.

Cybersex with someone you don't know or haven't really spoken to can never be a loving experience, it's two people relieving their sexual tension. With someone you've spoken to a while it can spark off something else or it could just be a horribly embarrassing mistake, but if you're away from your boyfriend or girlfriend a while and you know that if they were there you would actually be doing what the two of you are typing I don't see why it can't be loving to a certain degree.

Providing they spell correctly, and know the terminology without being too clinical and sounding like your gynecologist. I loathe it when a guy offers to 'wip ur pussy wiv my cok'...

Kerry
April 18th '07, 09:10 PM
Nope :D

Innamorata
April 18th '07, 09:11 PM
Hawt.

Fez
April 18th '07, 09:40 PM
haha. it is tempting. i get a good kick at it

xMissIzzyx
April 18th '07, 09:50 PM
Have done it before :/
Went off it. It's boring.

Nintendus
April 18th '07, 10:57 PM
Of course it can mean something.

I can have a meaningful conversation with someone through text. Yet it's all in the delievery, a word craft can bring about empathy in me if they deliever their message in the right way. What I am trying to say is that emotions can be brought about through text, just as real as in real life.

Why does the same thing not apply here? If done properly I am sure it can be a sexual/romantic act. Much like people get kicks from erotic fiction.

However, and here is where my earlier ramblings come in. It is going to require someone good with words to do it.

Innamorata
April 18th '07, 11:01 PM
Well, I want to be a writer...

Leon
April 18th '07, 11:42 PM
No.

OMFGIDC
April 19th '07, 12:17 AM
i spose its ok if ur in a real relationship with the person and thats not the only kinda thing u do ;) its just abit of fun if your both online, etc. but most yea, its only for those raging horomonesagreed

mandude
April 19th '07, 02:39 PM
Nope :DI don't get it. You're on about it for ages in MSN, nearly every single night in the big MSN orgy. O_o

No one would talk for ages and someone would bring sex up out of nowhere and then a massive influx of messages would pop up from everyone, and then it would lead onto something like getting your eBreasts milked.

About two seconds ago ........
!Kerry says:
My ambition is to get a perv on tf chat to have cyber sex with me (Without me joining in)

I don't think your nope is very accurate. O_o

Bob is also another one who seems to discourage it, yet joins in.

Kerry
April 19th '07, 05:51 PM
Hahaha well thats just having a laugh lol. :P

mandude
April 19th '07, 06:43 PM
I know it's a laugh, but after two hours of it, it gets kinda ridiculous. It has become your favourite topic lately. Kinda creepy. O_o

Kerry
April 19th '07, 06:56 PM
I know it's a laugh, but after two hours of it, it gets kinda ridiculous. It has become your favourite topic lately. Kinda creepy. O_o

It's not my favorite topic I told all this before and it's just going over old ground. :P

Bob!
April 19th '07, 07:58 PM
Bob is also another one who seems to discourage it, yet joins in.
*Slides into his robe and wizard hat.... :naughty:

mandude
April 19th '07, 08:21 PM
Mandude: Casts lvl 8 impotence on target [Bob!]

Innamorata
April 19th '07, 08:23 PM
Rofl.

Bob!
April 19th '07, 08:28 PM
My Penis of the Infinite (rank 8) resists the impotence and enables Aura: Erection of the Doru. ;)

(The Doru is the hoplite spear, typically 8-9ft long)

Innamorata
April 19th '07, 08:30 PM
Wow, what a turn on :/

Bob!
April 19th '07, 08:30 PM
rrrrrrrrrrrr I know, this cybering is quite good. ;)

mandude
April 19th '07, 08:31 PM
You need to cast a spell for a penis? And even so a spell for it's erection?

Innamorata
April 19th '07, 08:32 PM
Oo errr, cast some more spells baby.

Bob!
April 19th '07, 08:42 PM
Of course, and I'm not taking off my robe and wizard hat just yet... ;)
(Seems someone hasn't read the first page) :P

As I cast erotica of the inescapable, your arousal awakens the entire room.

Damn, I can see why people get into this...

mandude
April 20th '07, 12:49 AM
It's not my favorite topic I told all this before and it's just going over old ground. :PI'm pretty sure it is now. You only joined in when the sex talk started. You also made it reach it's climax. O_o

Yes. I said climax.

Bob!
April 20th '07, 12:54 AM
Lmao TF fun NEVER climaxes early ;D

tapper2
April 20th '07, 12:54 AM
If you don't mind me asking what does it mean?

Innamorata
April 20th '07, 12:55 AM
How true. We're still going :D


Lmao TF fun NEVER climaxes early ;D

tapper2
April 20th '07, 01:00 AM
What does Cyber mean?

Bob!
April 20th '07, 01:11 AM
Read the first page for some good examples. :P

tapper2
April 20th '07, 02:27 AM
i read the very first page and the first few posts don't say much about what it means so can you give me a hint?

Kerry
April 20th '07, 11:01 AM
I'm pretty sure it is now. You only joined in when the sex talk started. You also made it reach it's climax. O_o

Yes. I said climax.

Indeed I did :P

Cos it's funny and ya have a laugh, Keep in mind that I don't really cyber and it's for an amusment purpose only ;).....Unless Bob!, Menace and Lucie isn't telling me something :P

Bob!
April 20th '07, 12:32 PM
Of course not... :P


And tapper read the entire thing lol.

mandude
April 20th '07, 02:53 PM
Indeed I did :P

Cos it's funny and ya have a laugh, Keep in mind that I don't really cyber and it's for an amusment purpose only ;).....Unless Bob!, Menace and Lucie isn't telling me something :PI know it's for a laugh. I'm just saying that laughing at only that for a few hours everysingle night is pretty strange. How convinient it must have been for you to finish your homework right when someone said "boobs".

Kerry
April 20th '07, 03:59 PM
Haha :D

It's just the style of my humor, everyone has a different style, that just happens to be mine. It would be a problem I acted that way but I don't, I'm a lot more serious but I do know how to joke lol. :)

sarahgirl_88
April 20th '07, 04:01 PM
ok. i dont think cyber sex can be a true expression of love. in some ways, it is a sense of pleasure! but not love. when you cyber with someone online.. chances are you dont know them. you cant love them. you cant hate them either. so.. No. i dont believe it is an expression of love. it is an expression of pleasure.

mandude
April 20th '07, 04:19 PM
ok. i dont think cyber sex can be a true expression of love. in some ways, it is a sense of pleasure! but not love. when you cyber with someone online.. chances are you dont know them. you cant love them. you cant hate them either. so.. No. i dont believe it is an expression of love. it is an expression of pleasure.You could easily know them. I talk to people online all the time, and I know alot of them in person. I aint saying I ever cybered with them, but you can still know them.

sarahgirl_88
April 20th '07, 04:41 PM
You could easily know them. I talk to people online all the time, and I know alot of them in person. I aint saying I ever cybered with them, but you can still know them.

good point i didnt think about that. lol usually its people who u dont kno. horny guys who jus want that.

mandude
April 20th '07, 04:54 PM
I've seen my fair share of girls lookin for cyber, so don't pin it all on guys.

Leon
April 20th '07, 05:55 PM
I've had a few from right here on :tf: as I've shown to Lucie (Innamorata) & Bob!, they scare me haha

Innamorata
April 20th '07, 07:36 PM
I want some more!

Kerry
April 20th '07, 08:00 PM
Come into Chat :P







(J.K)

Innamorata
April 20th '07, 08:02 PM
You got my hopes up then :(

mandude
April 21st '07, 03:27 PM
Haha :D

It's just the style of my humor, everyone has a different style, that just happens to be mine. It would be a problem I acted that way but I don't, I'm a lot more serious but I do know how to joke lol. :)I just think the word joke loses its meaning after 5 hours of it each day. =/

fraggled
April 21st '07, 04:59 PM
You can't claim to be truely apart of the internet till you have cyber sex and pop your internet cherry.

3 Things

1.) A website you own and operate
2.) Bad mouthed atleast 10 websites and not got pwned doing it
3.) Had cyber sex with some complete stranger to whome you wont meet.

Kerry
April 21st '07, 06:07 PM
I just think the word joke loses its meaning after 5 hours of it each day. =/

Come again?

I wasn't even talking last night and it's not me who usually starts it :P

mandude
April 21st '07, 06:14 PM
Come again?

I wasn't even talking last night and it's not me who usually starts it :PI mean that I don't think it's normal for people to include "Joke Cybering" as a hobby. You can say it's not a hobby, but I would consider something a hobby after one spends over a fifth of their waking day doing it.

And I didn't say you start it. You still do it. I think you're ALL weird, when you do it. O_o

Jess_101
April 21st '07, 07:00 PM
if u are in a deep relatioship maybe

Innamorata
April 22nd '07, 07:12 PM
I like being weird. It's way more fun than being a boring lameass that needs to get a sense of humour.


I mean that I don't think it's normal for people to include "Joke Cybering" as a hobby. You can say it's not a hobby, but I would consider something a hobby after one spends over a fifth of their waking day doing it.

And I didn't say you start it. You still do it. I think you're ALL weird, when you do it. O_o

PrincessAlice
May 13th '07, 11:00 PM
just had a really interesting conv with JayJ i must say

PrincessAlice: men have g-spots
JayJ: so i have a g-spot?....i wish you could show me where it is! make me have a massive orgasm...........
PrincessAlice: toys work but the real thing is better! would you ever consider having a threesum with 2guys and one girl?
JayJ: i would consider it hell yeah........
PrincessAlice: i'd love to watch two men having sex asin anal, oral and handjobs etc
JayJ: i think i'm bi lol.........because i wouldn't mind having a guy and a girl in one go...........

Bob!
May 13th '07, 11:03 PM
Pwned.

Also, post it all lmfao.

PrincessAlice
May 13th '07, 11:08 PM
thats the funniest bit lol cba to post rest its all over that big chat

JayJ
May 14th '07, 12:01 AM
awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee =]

JayJ
May 14th '07, 12:13 AM
what?.............think this effects me? lol this is an internet forum......

Bob!
May 14th '07, 01:23 AM
Wizard Hat? :naughty:

Gemski
May 14th '07, 01:51 AM
Hey JayJ.
I want some horny cyber iwth you, please?
I really enjoy it. I believe in it, I live by it.
Its my religion

Bob!
May 14th '07, 01:54 AM
< High Priest of Cyberanity :P

Kerry
May 14th '07, 09:54 AM
Well, at least it wasn't only me :D

Gemski
May 14th '07, 12:02 PM
ahahaha.
Bob loves me
and he shouildn't be at college.
he should be on cam with his sauna lamp
loving me :D
and did you finish teh essays/get some sleep?
hahahaah
ive lost my uniform.

PrincessAlice
May 14th '07, 06:52 PM
bob loves me more

Bob!
May 14th '07, 07:09 PM
lol, since when do I get ladies fightin over me? http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3595/wacko.gif

:P

Gemski
May 14th '07, 07:13 PM
i bet he dont go on teh sauna for like 10hours to you
:P

Bob!
May 14th '07, 07:26 PM
lol now now ladies. :P

Gemski
May 14th '07, 07:31 PM
You knowyou love me Bob.
Come one.
What about all the things you've said to me *Does a cheap soap opera scene.

Lol, couldn't resist saying that!!!

Bob!
May 14th '07, 08:17 PM
Like......

http://www.purpleunicorn.shoppingcartsplus.com/t/kids/GreyKC3.JPG + http://di1.shopping.com/images/di/48/50/69/4a4e2d3548777a306d685a37416b67796c6977-60x60-0-0.jpg ? :naughty:

:P

Gemski
May 14th '07, 08:30 PM
Oh bob.
You just made me wet
XD

Gemski
May 14th '07, 08:31 PM
Oh. And for teh record, according to this post, Cyber SUCKS.
Message: From JayJ - Today 09:21 PM

so fucking hard, my penis fucking your pussy making it even more wet.....building you up to a massive orgasm.....want me to cum in you? or cum on you?

JayJ
May 14th '07, 08:35 PM
=] cyber sex is a rarity..........

Innamorata
May 14th '07, 08:36 PM
Ew.

JayJ
May 14th '07, 08:40 PM
i'm leaving this forum.....

Gemski
May 14th '07, 08:40 PM
=] cyber sex is a rarity.......... Cor
the messages I sent Bob from you. XD
We've had a proper good giggle.

Well, doesn't seem it.
With all the pressure on trying to get Kerry to do it
and other lasses.

and sending your penis to a 14 year old!!!!!!
You are WRONG.

Bob!
May 14th '07, 08:57 PM
Lol true, he is.

*Banned.

Remember Kids, this type of cyb0r is bad. :P

Fez
May 14th '07, 10:32 PM
hahahahaha...
i wanted to talk to him, but he never got on msn :(

Gemski
May 14th '07, 10:36 PM
hahaha

Jimbob
May 14th '07, 10:52 PM
hahahahaha...
i wanted to talk to him, but he never got on msn :(

Lol, I added him too. Wanted a word, but never came online =/

Deimos
May 16th '07, 03:08 AM
When it comes to cyber sex, you may want to invest in a microphone, at the very least. That way, the woman you're getting it on with can hear your excitement and know that she's turning you on. As well, there's nothing more difficult than being incredibly excited and having to type with one hand.
Talk or write
Whether or not you have a microphone, you will need to be creative with your language. Imagination is the key to successful cyber sex. However, the language you use will depend on the other person. Some women want nasty, vulgar language, while others prefer the "we're walking on the beach and you look over my way," kind of lingo. Feel her out before you start engaging in the fantasy talk.
If you don't have a mic, don't type things like "gasp, gasp" or "oh yeah, baby, yeah!" As well, being a good speller helps a lot, especially if the other person is.


Start off by asking what she's wearing, then describe what you look like (if you don't have a camera that allows her to see you, then you can look like whomever you want). Then converse back and forth. Let her start a fantasy, then you continue it, and keep going back and forth until you both end up having sex in the fantasy.

Touch yourself
While there really are no rules when it comes to cyber sex, you're better off throwing yourself into the scene and surrendering to the fantasy. You may feel somewhat ridiculous ultimately masturbating (http://www.askmen.com/love/love_tip/37_love_tip.html) to a computer at first, but if you can give in to the situation, then it can be a great experience.
If she can't see you, but you have a mic, breathe heavily on occasion to let her know that you're into the fantasy. Describe what you're doing to yourself, or, if you're engaging in a fantasy, what you're "doing" to her.



If you don't have a mic or a cam, then, rather than masturbate with one hand and type with the other, rotate. Let her write while you satisfy yourself, and then, after you climax (http://www.askmen.com/love/love_tip_150/177_love_tip.html), you do the writing while she gets off.
As well, not having either of these things will likely result in your having a difficult time engaging with someone who does. As well, you should be wary of who you're engaging with, as there are plenty of men who disguise themselves as women on the Net.
Things to keep in mind:

Remain anonymous -- don't reveal any personal information.
Don't make a habit of it -- make an effort to have real relationships with women, away from the Net.
If you surrender yourself to the fantasy, the other person can be anyone you want.

Sweetest.x.Sin
May 21st '07, 02:24 AM
Honestly, no. I think cyber sex is gay and there is no true expression of love unless you have psychical touch with each other. Cyber sex is just a bunch of typing, typing dirty things.
And cyber sex isn't disturbing because I've heard (and done) worse.

fraggled
May 21st '07, 03:18 AM
Honestly, no. I think cyber sex is gay and there is no true expression of love unless you have psychical touch with each other. Cyber sex is just a bunch of typing, typing dirty things.
And cyber sex isn't disturbing because I've heard (and done) worse.

Gay as in happy and care free or gay as in likes the same sex, honestly, I think people who use the term gay in place of stupid should be more clever. Sex != Love in any sense, Sex is a physical, Love is a psychological, people often confuse Love and Sex as being one and the same or being associated. They can remotely relate in a sense but they arent.

mandude
May 21st '07, 12:38 PM
I agree. How can you not love someone just because they aren't physically near you? It's up to yourself how you express that love. Love is not physical in any sense.

Darts
May 21st '07, 05:11 PM
But still, cyber sex is shit.

Bob!
May 22nd '07, 06:46 PM
True in comparison to the real thing, and in non-jokey ways. But also remember as people have said in other threads, not everyone has a lovin partner (or sex buddy) or they may even have a partner that does not live near em, therefore it might be better than nothin for some.

But as to the topic no I don't think it can be a declaration of love on its own, its just something for a bit o fun and to extract the "urges", love can and should also be shown in different ways, not only sexual so having cyber sex with someone does not on its own definately mean ya love em, neither does having real sex with someone as some (a lot nowdays) have the fun for themselves without loving the other at all.

jess
May 22nd '07, 09:58 PM
Ooo Errrrr, Kinky! Bet Bob! has cyber all the time don't you bob, carrots and turnips don't do it for ya do they turner, ran out of sheep and cows, bummed em all to death before you sold them didn't you farmer bobby turner, ooo errr.

Darts
May 22nd '07, 10:22 PM
Lmao Jess!

Call ye down to Old Turner's Farm and get me some eggs, and tell that farmer his cow be a'mooin right outside my window of a mornin' and wake me up right sound 'as I can't get back to sleep!

Fez
May 22nd '07, 10:28 PM
you would know brian.

I agree. How can you not love someone just because they aren't physically near you? It's up to yourself how you express that love. Love is not physical in any sense.

but its not that theyr not physically near you. its just that you dont know them in real life. you can like gte a girldfriend, she moves and then comes the long distance relationships. even though im not a fan of those, might work you know, but people you dont know. you haven't spend time with them cept for the computer. i dont think you could gte to love em. maybe like em, but not love em. and as for the people who have cyber sex with every person you meet online claiming they love you and you love them back. it would be appreopriate to call you a cyber whore.

senorgabriel
June 13th '07, 12:41 AM
hahaha ohh bob lol

i havent seen that in for ever

Bob!
June 13th '07, 01:57 AM
It is quite legendary. :P

fraggled
June 13th '07, 03:17 AM
oh baby ohhho hhh ohhhh you make me sooooo hott ohhhh

Innamorata
June 13th '07, 10:10 AM
Disturbing.

fraggled
June 13th '07, 11:44 AM
Lemme tell ya :\ and people get into that shit

conor
June 13th '07, 12:13 PM
This is why cyber sex is a bad idea:

http://www.verydodgy.com/pics/computing/Comeau.html

Leon
June 13th '07, 12:25 PM
That link doesn't work.

Gemrlou
June 13th '07, 01:50 PM
I don't see the point in cyber lovin' i mean a mate of mine has an internet boyfriend she's never met and he lives in Australia. Tbh I think its pointless.

lucille
June 13th '07, 01:56 PM
I still don't get cyber sex. Do you masturbate and type at the same time? I can't type very well with one hand and I also can't multi task. It just wouldn't work, there is my dream of having an internet knight in shining armour shattered.

fraggled
June 13th '07, 02:17 PM
Maybe get a mic and make funny noises ?!

Bob!
June 13th '07, 02:37 PM
Fapfapfapfap

lucille
June 13th '07, 09:20 PM
Wonderful, now my hope is truly restored!


Must go practice making sexy noises.

Innamorata
June 13th '07, 09:24 PM
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3051/sigoc8.jpg

Kerry
June 13th '07, 10:00 PM
Maybe get a mic and make funny noises ?!
Lol webcam and mic :P

fraggled
June 13th '07, 10:04 PM
And you would know this how :\

Kerry
June 13th '07, 10:09 PM
I was looking at your Big Brother post and you said ''What Webcam?'' or something, then I seen your mic post, I only thought of it because of the posts you made. :D

EDIT: Post was;

I don't know of this "webcam" you speak of.
Hehe :P

Bob!
June 13th '07, 11:48 PM
And you would know this how :\
Kerry does do some amazing shows. ;)

Not cheap though. :P

Kerry
June 13th '07, 11:54 PM
Why, thank you. :O

Bob!
June 14th '07, 12:02 AM
You are welcome(ies) o' lovely queen of camsex. :P

Darts
June 14th '07, 12:29 AM
Disgusting Admin behaviour! lol

Bob!
June 14th '07, 12:34 AM
Hey I was only watchin. :P

fraggled
June 14th '07, 12:51 AM
Is that so bob :p

blank.77
June 14th '07, 08:55 AM
Cyber sex, an expression of love? HAHAHAHA
no!

unless your cybering with the one your married too.. haha...


cyber sex is kinda lame.... Most likely the guys that do it, are 50 year old pervs... don't you watch dateline? Anytime cybering gets mentioned, i think of old forgien men who have never gotten any, and have little winkies.... haha....

I dont think there is any love in it... its just a way to get someone aroused, so they can get off and go to bed... haha....

Now if your in the bed room with someone, and your talkn dirty, thats a little different, but online sex is like... is like getting petty cash....

blank.77
June 14th '07, 08:57 AM
oh, and why do so many people have webcams... haha... i never understood them... haha

Jimbob
June 14th '07, 10:53 AM
3JL1VkYQqng

Darts
June 14th '07, 02:35 PM
Jimbob- LOL

Kate
June 14th '07, 04:53 PM
ROFL James.

Bob!
June 14th '07, 05:58 PM
ROFL Jimbob, I remember that advert. :D

He was like, oh...fuck. lmao.

fraggled
June 14th '07, 06:19 PM
I am stunned so hard I can't stop laughing.

Bob!
June 14th '07, 06:37 PM
The moral of that is, always show faces!

LOL. :P

jcbangl
July 6th '08, 04:43 AM
no nothing about cyber sex turns me on

Edophe
July 6th '08, 06:13 AM
what about in long distance relationships? Still pointless? I don't think so.

GemmaJamPot
July 6th '08, 06:19 AM
^^ I like you. :) lol.
But tbh, I think they are still kinda right, coz it lacks emotional connection and literal physical connection with each other... but I think in cases such as this, it means a hell of alot more than when it is just 2 randomers cybering. Ohh... I cant wait til August ;)

X

VraiCanon
July 6th '08, 01:01 PM
No.

ficti0n
July 6th '08, 01:26 PM
I RAMed my floppy disk into the harddrive. does that count as cybering?

VraiCanon
July 6th '08, 01:39 PM
lol sooooooo lame jonathan

Tami
July 6th '08, 06:31 PM
no way...

klgsbaby
July 6th '08, 10:07 PM
no not really it gives me good ideas for what i can improve on with my fiancee but it doesn't turn me on :P it much like long distant relationship they are pointless but it does help out like when i get more ideas what i can try out

Glamour_Love
July 7th '08, 12:09 AM
No.

Edophe
July 7th '08, 02:24 AM
Lol ficti0n that made me laugh... but in all seriousness, aren't all teenage relationships pretty much pointless? They're quite a new thing, people in 'the old days' didn't have them and they turned out fine? So if the whole relationship is pointless why not have pointless cybersex too..?

-Luke-
July 7th '08, 08:10 AM
Not really, there isnt any intimacy and togetherness in cybersex is there

GemmaJamPot
July 7th '08, 07:16 PM
^^ No. And not all teenage relationships are pointless :\

X

-Luke-
July 7th '08, 07:44 PM
My relationship isnt pointless, been together for a long time now, exploring so much. Everything i've experienced and shared is a learning experience :)

GemmaJamPot
July 8th '08, 12:02 AM
Awwww :)
I dont think my relationship is pointless.. though am highly aware that others think otherwise. Been with him a year and meeting him next month. That will decide how pointless/unpointless it is... So there. Lol.

X

Edophe
July 8th '08, 01:31 AM
Well, if you're in a long distance relationship with someone and there isn't any other way to get off, then there is a form of intamicy in cyber sex. But if it's just cyber sex with a random, then it's just another way of getting off, right? Which is a natural human instinct..
And I take that back, by the way, about teenage relationships being pointless. I changed my mind :)

GemmaJamPot
July 8th '08, 01:47 AM
Lmao, the way you put that made me laugh... but you are kinda right. I dont feel that it is that intimate tbh, but gawd is it necessary, lmao. Sorry if that was to much info... When we meet up next month we will be given the chance to get intimate though.. and if things work out we will hafta plan things from there, coz there is no point in us planning a future now, coz we dont know how its gna be when we meet. If u know what I mean? Lol.

X

Edophe
July 8th '08, 01:57 AM
lol Gemma. It's true though. In long distance relationships, yeah.
Just for the record, me and the long-distance bf broke up coz he turned out to be an absolute wanker. And he really screwed me over. And I nearly did some stupid things.
so glad to have the dickhead out of my life!

GemmaJamPot
July 8th '08, 02:03 AM
Yeah lol, it does happen where they turn out like that :\ Im sorry to hear about that. I do feel that Alain is genuine, as I know members of his family and some of his friends and everyone says the same things about how great of a person he is :) and besides, I know him and trust him 100%.

X

Edophe
July 8th '08, 02:27 AM
Yup, I met the guy before we started dating. He was a good guy on the surface, but.. yeah. Not so cool after a year. He cheated on his gf with me, should've seen the signs and steered clear, but.. he cheated on me, and even talked me into cheating on the girl of my dreams - who's now dating him. I think I drew the short straw lol... ah, well. It's in the past now, I'm over it.

GemmaJamPot
July 8th '08, 02:45 AM
That sounded confusing lol. Wow, he sounds like a complete knob... you deserve better :) Glad its all in the past.

X

openmindedguy
July 8th '08, 07:07 AM
Cyber sex, an expression of love? HAHAHAHA
no!

unless your cybering with the one your married too.. haha...


cyber sex is kinda lame.... Most likely the guys that do it, are 50 year old pervs... don't you watch dateline? Anytime cybering gets mentioned, i think of old forgien men who have never gotten any, and have little winkies.... haha....

I dont think there is any love in it... its just a way to get someone aroused, so they can get off and go to bed... haha....

Now if your in the bed room with someone, and your talkn dirty, thats a little different, but online sex is like... is like getting petty cash....
hey fyi cybering is how i met my luv and now we are on the phone more than what u could rack up in a year.... so kinda rephrase wat u siad. and its a long distance relationship so yeah......

Melissa
July 8th '08, 07:42 AM
'Omgz reading makes me horny. So does typing lololol. No one here likez me, real secks is for n00bs lol im 1337. Ima go on the nets and find random grlz to secks omg and then get their picz yayayay. Then I will go and play WoW XD lolol.'

No offense to WoW players, I'm sorry, just couldn't think of anything else at the time...I mean, some of my best friends play WoW. :) hahah


Pros of cyber:
-No STDs.
-You can block them if they're shit in uh cyber-bed.

Cons of cyber:
-Lonely.
-What if your net crashes zomg :O hahaha
-It's stupid
-Having dyslexia would be a bitch. lol
-Love has nothing to do with it

But in all seriousness.
Cyber sex is lame. Try going outside perhaps?
:)

GemmaJamPot
July 8th '08, 10:40 AM
hey fyi cybering is how i met my luv and now we are on the phone more than what u could rack up in a year.... so kinda rephrase wat u siad. and its a long distance relationship so yeah......

Where is she from?
My bf is from the same place as you, lol :O

+ Lols at the above post... nice example, but I dont think its quite like that lol. Your pros and cons made me laugh though lol.

X

-Luke-
July 8th '08, 10:46 AM
Hahaha, love it Melissa!

Melissa
July 8th '08, 11:40 AM
Hahaha, love it Melissa!

Lolll. Thank you. In the time it took me to think of all that stuff I could've actually gone outside myself -_- haha.

iaxa
July 8th '08, 04:46 PM
No offense to WoW players, I'm sorry, just couldn't think of anything else at the time...I mean, some of my best friends play WoW. :) hahah


grrr you just had to say that didn't you.

Melissa
July 9th '08, 12:03 AM
grrr you just had to say that didn't you.

Lol aww. I'm sorry. But yes I did. I couldn't think of anything else >< Wait. Lol I will change it to Runescape hahah. Happy?

iaxa
July 9th '08, 01:25 AM
i use to play that as well :(

eukaryote
July 12th '08, 07:35 AM
Do you think cyber sex can be an honest expression of love or not?
I have no doubt that people can truly connect to each other online. I know that I have made friends online that I am closer to than many of my "real" friends. Can you fall in love with someone online? I believe so, yes, though it's easy for your perception of that person to be skewed. However, I think there is a certain limit to cyberspace. There's no substitute for actually having someone next to you in person. Online friendships are more of a tease, because while you are "talking" to someone, you never are really talking to someone. That's what cyber sex is as well: a tease. But not only is a tease, it's creepy too.

barley_baby
July 15th '08, 10:07 PM
cyber sex is for bored people who want an escuse to touch themselves without having to pay a hooker or a porn site subscription

-Luke-
July 16th '08, 10:37 AM
^ In a nutshell really...

openmindedguy
July 16th '08, 02:15 PM
Where is she from?
My bf is from the same place as you, lol :O

+ Lols at the above post... nice example, but I dont think its quite like that lol. Your pros and cons made me laugh though lol.

X
she is from mass(you know boston red soxs lol cant spell it anyways) but yeah we met on a 3d chat room and we went to webcam like 2 hours later so yeah. i know her mom dad and everyone of her family members...

GemmaJamPot
July 17th '08, 01:58 AM
cyber sex is for bored people who want an escuse to touch themselves without having to pay a hooker or a porn site subscription

Disagree.


she is from mass(you know boston red soxs lol cant spell it anyways) but yeah we met on a 3d chat room and we went to webcam like 2 hours later so yeah. i know her mom dad and everyone of her family members...

We were similar in some ways, lol... I know some of Alain's family and friends and stuff, and am meeting them next month, lol.

X

Nammy
July 17th '08, 02:11 AM
cyber sex is for bored people who want an escuse to touch themselves without having to pay a hooker or a porn site subscription
I agree.

GemmaJamPot
July 17th '08, 02:19 AM
You dont need to pay to touch yourself. You can do it without having cyber.. as im pretty sure the majority of people have done.
And it isnt just for bored people, lol. Granted.. alot of pervs use it to try and get into young girls n stuff like that.. and I agree, it can be so sleazy.. but not always.
Im not saying its a great thing.. im just saying that even if it is only because of hormones, it isnt all that bad in certain situations.

X

saxophonic
July 25th '08, 08:31 PM
yea I agree with gem gem yah don't need to be bored to touch urself lol

GemmaJamPot
July 25th '08, 08:33 PM
You would agree, Lol.

X

saxophonic
July 25th '08, 08:40 PM
hehe there are alot of ways to cyber tho but its all natural really.

openmindedguy
August 1st '08, 06:59 PM
Disagree.



We were similar in some ways, lol... I know some of Alain's family and friends and stuff, and am meeting them next month, lol.

X
i think people get the idea wrong it isnt cyber sex until you talk about it and act upon it. i met her over the internet so what we rarely use it anymore we talk on the phone more so its like we are with each other but slightly different. like this is my last year of school and i told her when i move up there we are living together and she agree's with it. so you people can think its over rated and itsnt the same. it is buty the distance is greater. people get this love knows no bounds, physical emotional or anything. if there is true love it will find its self coming to gether like the north and south poles of magnets. so if you dont know what your dissing dont dis.

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:03 PM
i think people get the idea wrong it isnt cyber sex until you talk about it and act upon it. i met her over the internet so what we rarely use it anymore we talk on the phone more so its like we are with each other but slightly different. like this is my last year of school and i told her when i move up there we are living together and she agree's with it. so you people can think its over rated and itsnt the same. it is buty the distance is greater. people get this love knows no bounds, physical emotional or anything. if there is true love it will find its self coming to gether like the north and south poles of magnets. so if you dont know what your dissing dont dis.

You really have to stop watching anime. >_>...

ficti0n
August 1st '08, 07:04 PM
What is cyber sex anyway? I never really understood, is it like janking off on webcam or something?

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:06 PM
"*stiks his dik in ur vagnia*"
"oh bby YS MAK ME CUM!"
"*pshes hrdr n hrder*"
"yh yh!"

ficti0n
August 1st '08, 07:07 PM
"*stiks his dik in ur vagnia*"
"oh bby YS MAK ME CUM!"
"*pshes hrdr n hrder*"
"yh yh!"

Thats rubbish, I think ill just stick to porking Alice.

-Luke-
August 1st '08, 07:08 PM
^
Hahahaha!

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:11 PM
you do that.
cyber is just wrong...

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:11 PM
Thats rubbish, I think ill just stick to porking Alice.

Yeah, me too.

GemmaJamPot
August 1st '08, 07:12 PM
"*stiks his dik in ur vagnia*"
"oh bby YS MAK ME CUM!"
"*pshes hrdr n hrder*"
"yh yh!"

Ahahaha.. that made me laugh! :D

Do people really do that? :\
From experience (and tbh, I dont care if u judge me, lolz) its not like that at all.

X

ficti0n
August 1st '08, 07:13 PM
OMGZ gemma can we cyber you'll be my first.
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:14 PM
Ahahaha.. that made me laugh! :D

Do people really do that? :\
From experience (and tbh, I dont care if u judge me, lolz) its not like that at all.

X

Most likely. I've seen people in chats going at it. I got a good Roffl from it.

GemmaJamPot
August 1st '08, 07:14 PM
Ohhhh yeah baby... But only if Luke and Tami join in ;)

X

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:14 PM
Hell no buddy! shes all mine! >.< go find some other woman to cyber with! Pervert xD

KatieMay-
August 1st '08, 07:15 PM
I walked in on my cousin having cyber sex.

Bad times.

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:15 PM
Oh boy... now its a 5 sum...

-Luke-
August 1st '08, 07:15 PM
Hell, i'm horny as hell at the moment!
Lets get it on!
;)

GemmaJamPot
August 1st '08, 07:17 PM
Most likely. I've seen people in chats going at it. I got a good Roffl from it.

Ahahahaha... N I bet they were like 12! Haha!


Hell no buddy! shes all mine! >.< go find some other woman to cyber with! Pervert xD

*sniggers*
:-P

X

ficti0n
August 1st '08, 07:17 PM
Ohhhh yeah baby... But only if Luke and Tami join in ;)

X

Be gentle though, I'm so inexperienced :(

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:17 PM
Lets but wait... its 3 guys and 2 girls... oh well lmao

-Luke-
August 1st '08, 07:18 PM
I know all the techniques Ficti0n, we'll be slow and gentle
;)

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:19 PM
Ahahahaha... N I bet they were like 12! Haha!



*sniggers*
:-P

X

Tsk tsk.

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:19 PM
ahahaha :P nah i'll be rough :P

-Luke-
August 1st '08, 07:20 PM
Hard and soft...
Good combo!

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:20 PM
Ohhhh yeah baby... But only if Luke and Tami join in ;)

X


Be gentle though, I'm so inexperienced :(

inexperienced?
you think we have all done cyber before.
its pretty sick.

*oooh im rubbing my clit through my trousers, imagining it was you, ohh im so wet*
like thats going to turn anyone on lol

GemmaJamPot
August 1st '08, 07:21 PM
*Gags n chains up ficti0n*

OMGZ!
Haha!

X

ficti0n
August 1st '08, 07:21 PM
Can I wear this???



http://bp0.blogger.com/_hjGmZITv9k0/SBYLtYP7xtI/AAAAAAAAAJM/ssg-8SYpBTk/s400/Darryl_Mahoney_Gimp4Real.jpg

ficti0n
August 1st '08, 07:22 PM
inexperienced?

*oooh im rubbing my clit through my trousers, imagining it was you, ohh im so wet*
like thats going to turn anyone on lol


That pretty much does it for me :)

-Luke-
August 1st '08, 07:22 PM
=O

Only if we can bite the leather off ;)

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:22 PM
JUSES F*KIN CHRIST AHHH GET IT OFF!!! burning my eyes!

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:22 PM
*oooh im rubbing my clit through my trousers, imagining it was you, ohh im so wet*
like thats going to turn anyone on lol

<boner>n0iZe</boner>

GemmaJamPot
August 1st '08, 07:23 PM
Ohhhh sexxy!! Haha!

X

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:23 PM
*Gags n chains up ficti0n*

OMGZ!
Haha!

X


ooh, s&m

IM IN

:lol:

GemmaJamPot
August 1st '08, 07:25 PM
Haha... You want chaining up too sexxy? :O

X

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:25 PM
That pretty much does it for me :)


<boner>n0iZe</boner>

lol i do hope you were joking.
O_O

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:25 PM
who me? :O sure :D

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:26 PM
lol this is turning in to a cyber thread :)
sorry about the double post

GemmaJamPot
August 1st '08, 07:26 PM
I was talking to Tami actually.

*Gets out the whipz* :D

X

KatieMay-
August 1st '08, 07:26 PM
Never.do.cyber.

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:27 PM
haha it is :| oddly enough

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:27 PM
lol i do hope you were joking.
O_O

>_> Was I?

BUAH HAH!

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:29 PM
I was talking to Tami actually.

*Gets out the whipz* :D

X
Im in :P
all the way :)
finds riding crop :P
im not being chained up
im to dominant

GemmaJamPot
August 1st '08, 07:32 PM
I dont mind being submissive!

Haha!

X

ficti0n
August 1st '08, 07:33 PM
:P
im not being chained up
im to dominant

You kinky bitch.

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:33 PM
i love the fact the boys/men have gone :P

o wait friction is still here :P

not my fault i like playing ruff :P

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:33 PM
not as Kinky as I am :D

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:36 PM
Now we can sear each other's assholes shut with hot irons! :D

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:37 PM
wanna et.
and btw jon why r u not on msn or skype>?

ficti0n
August 1st '08, 07:37 PM
Just come on for you sexy. And to show gemma my package.

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:38 PM
Now we can sear each other's assholes shut with hot irons! :D


owch thats not even kinky thats just plain painful! lol

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:40 PM
Pain = pleasure. Pleasure = Love. Love = Good.

Pain = Good.

Pain = Love.

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:40 PM
depends. some people class that as kinky

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:41 PM
Pain = pleasure. Pleasure = Love. Love = Good.

Pain = Good.

Pain = Love.


i like this theroy

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:42 PM
true true... meh im not that hardcore

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:42 PM
noise wants a golden shower

ficti0n
August 1st '08, 07:43 PM
What your gonna piss on noise but you wont even shit on my chest!

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:43 PM
he wants everything :P

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:43 PM
noise wants a golden shower

From you. But it's not a shower i'm after, Tami.


...It's a waterfall. >_>

GemmaJamPot
August 1st '08, 07:44 PM
Ooooo errrrr... John is the best at the cyber ;) HAHA!

Ewww... I bet he wants John to give him the golden shower... Am I right? Am I?

X

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:45 PM
>_> John can't give me the waterfall that i'm looking for. >_>

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:45 PM
Lmao im sure he does :| go on man shit on his chest!

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:46 PM
What your gonna piss on noise but you wont even shit on my chest!

no because i have smelt my shit.....


From you. But it's not a shower i'm after, Tami.


...It's a waterfall. >_>

waterfall, *makes some inquiries*, that can be arranged


Ooooo errrrr... John is the best at the cyber ;) HAHA!

Ewww... I bet he wants John to give him the golden shower... Am I right? Am I?

X


how about we just jump in my shower :P

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:46 PM
>_> John can't give me the waterfall that i'm looking for. >_>


what did he finally run out of gas? xD

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:47 PM
Nah, the nozzle isn't quite right! xD!

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:49 PM
that made me laugh soo hard xD

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:50 PM
what on my shower head?
allrity then.
gang bang in jons car :P

GemmaJamPot
August 1st '08, 07:50 PM
Lets get naked :)
And in John's car! Lets all make it rock babyyyyy!

X

ficti0n
August 1st '08, 07:50 PM
that made me laugh soo hard xD

I'm soo Hard right now.

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:51 PM
I'm soo Hard right now.

...I know. >_>

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:51 PM
:| to much info buddy...

GemmaJamPot
August 1st '08, 07:52 PM
Not enough info!!!! :-P

X

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:53 PM
I'm soo Hard right now.


...I know. >_>


i have that effect on men :P

ficti0n
August 1st '08, 07:53 PM
Not enough info!!!! :-P

X


Oh you tease. Well I have a cleaned shaven pubic area makes my nob look massive. Not that it isn't already :)

saxophonic
August 1st '08, 07:54 PM
lmao not enough info I'd say its a tad bit too much info for me :|

Tami
August 1st '08, 07:54 PM
we will be the judges of that

n0iZe
August 1st '08, 07:54 PM
i have that effect on men :P

Technically, i'm not a man.

*Few months later*

"Oh look, it's Tami. *Boing* Good god!"