pick-up line that has girls falling for u

[<^>Mikey<^>]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Mamfy]

I'm sorry, but if a guy said that to me, it'd be a no-go lol

[*fender.chiq*]

=|

A guy says that he'd be kicked in the goolies.

[<^>Mikey<^>]

lol yeah...i no...i doubt any guy would say it anyway, unless they were a real dickhead. hope none of you girls found it offensive because i dont really think that it would work! its just a joke i found on a site.

[manutd 4 ever]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


:(

not good mate.

[Oxide]

I usually find "Hey, do you speak English?" "Yes" "Oh, we have so much in common" works better though.

[random-lemons]

Oxide, i like it! Simple yet effective!

[Oxide]

Oxide, i like it! Simple yet effective!
It's always the simple ones that get the girls. Make 'em too complicated and they don't understand, but make them too simple and they think you're a dumbarse. :P

[Mikhael]

my fav is
"i have skittles in my mouth wanna taste rain bow "it worked once lol

[*fender.chiq*]

my fav is
"i have skittles in my mouth wanna taste rain bow "it worked once lol

Oh jeez.

That reminds me of a kiss with my ex. Apparently he could still taste Skittles hours after, haha.

And I can't say chat up lines really do anything for me. It's simple chat which breaks the ice. If a guy comes up to me and says 'Hi', smiles, asks how I am, I'm going to think of him as 'friend' instead of foe.

Although, if a guy popped a cheesey chat up line at me I'd either stand and stare or start laughing. Though laughing's an ice breaker too I guess :P

Bring on the cheesey chat ups :D

[Oxide]

Bring on the cheesey chat ups :D
Nat, if you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". :P

[*fender.chiq*]

Nat, if you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". :P

Lmfao!!!

*doesn't know what to say to that*..


*just laughs* :D

[xxrachxx]

lmao i love the laser one! and the oh we have so much in common!

[Entice]

"Is our dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb"

And also

"Do you have a sister?" "yes" (hopefully) "Is she as hot as you?"

[starlight89]

heya if a boy said that to me id tell him where to go lol thats such a crap line mikey....