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pandaspice2122
January 15th '07, 02:39 AM
Q. how does a blonde turn on the light after shes had sex?
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A. opens the car door
LittleBlondeh
January 16th '07, 11:19 PM
Hahaha I can laugh at this because I'm blonde.. :/
tf_arl_90
January 21st '07, 04:03 AM
What do you call a smart blonde?



A golden retriever. http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o87/arl_90/laugh.gif
Sponge'K'nob
January 21st '07, 08:14 AM
Thats harsh
sk8r_girl
February 2nd '07, 03:22 PM
what did the blondie do to make up her mind?



put make up on her forehead!
oOoBubblesoOo
February 2nd '07, 05:44 PM
..ye..not funny.sorry.
Faiwy_Pwincess
February 3rd '07, 10:17 AM
What do you call a smart blonde?



A golden retriever. http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o87/arl_90/laugh.gif (http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o87/arl_90/laugh.gif)


ahahaha!
*sighs*
everytime.


I love blonde jokes.
And I hate it when blondes get all stressy about 'em and stuff, i'm a natural blonde and I find them hilarious.
Rashella
February 3rd '07, 09:58 PM
ahahaha!
*sighs*
everytime.


I love blonde jokes.
And I hate it when blondes get all stressy about 'em and stuff, i'm a natural blonde and I find them hilarious.

Funnier when they just stand there frowning cos they dont understand..
Makes it even funnier, the irony lol.
Faiwy_Pwincess
February 4th '07, 10:05 AM
ahaha yeah!
Then when the penny finally drops and they get all mardy about it.
Sweetest.x.Sin
February 12th '07, 03:08 AM
What do you call a smart blonde?



A golden retriever. http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o87/arl_90/laugh.gif (http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o87/arl_90/laugh.gif)

OK I love you! :D
Jimbob
February 12th '07, 12:53 PM
Question: A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and santa are walking down the street together and they find a £10 note on the floor... which one picks it up?

Answer: The dumb blonde because everyone knows the other two don't exist :P
tf_arl_90
February 14th '07, 11:50 PM
How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?




She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o87/arl_90/shocked.gif
Leon
February 14th '07, 11:54 PM
Question: A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and santa are walking down the street together and they find a £10 note on the floor... which one picks it up?

Answer: The dumb blonde because everyone knows the other two don't exist :P
That's a good one! xD
tf_arl_90
February 15th '07, 09:44 PM
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?



Gifted!
Darts
February 24th '07, 12:16 AM
Two blondes are walking along either side of a river. The first blonde shouts across "Hey! How do you get to the other side?"

The other blonde yells back: "You're ON the other side!"
Jimbob
February 24th '07, 12:54 AM
Two blondes are walking along either side of a river. The first blonde shouts across "Hey! How do you get to the other side?"

The other blonde yells back: "You're ON the other side!"

:D love it! lol.