Woman Comebacks

[Patriot1776]

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

[Pearson]

Is that what they say to you?

[Entice]

Is that what they say to you?

Hahahaha, nice call.

[manutd 4 ever]

lol quality!

[xxrachxx]

lol i like them

[Mamfy]

Lol:D But I have heard em all before...

[pressure]

lol

they are cool

nice one

[*fender.chiq*]

Lol, I like these come backs :D

Man: Where have you been all of my life?
Woman: ..Well I wasn't born for the first half.

Haha, that's one I can't wait to use on those pervs :P

[Mamfy]

Ha nice one!:D

[D3c3p7ioN]

Lol cool...made me laugh for a sec.

[xxrachxx]

lol i like that as well

[lil devil]

lol dere all gr8...dey al made me laugh 2

[sportygurll]

i've heard them before...but i never get tired of hearing them

[tw@]

Good stuff matey! Pretty funny.