ingramswordsman
October 1st '05, 07:49 PM
This is a real funny joke some of you might of heared it before but for those who haven't this is 4 u.
This man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says, "I bet you 300 rand (South African money) that I can pee into this glass standing at the other side of the room!"
At first the bartender thought the man was joking but he wasn't so they made it a wager.
So the man placed the glass onto the bar and then stood at the other side of the room, pulled out his urinating utencil, and started to pee.
THE PEE WENT EVERYWHERE, IN THE LIGHTS IN THE BARTEDERS FACE IN HIS MOUTH ALL OVER THE BAR.
Exept for the cup.
The bartender was so happy that he was going to get R300 and for nothing at all so he wore a huge grin on his face.
Before the man came back to the bartender he went to four men sitting at a table and chatted with them for a while and then came to the bar with the R300 and gave it to the bartender.. Both of the men wore huge grins but the bartender wanted 2 know why the man was wearing a grin.
Bartender: "Why are you smiling you just lost three hundred rand?"
Man: "Well I just bet those 3 guys over there R500 each that I could piss all over your bar and in your face and you would be happy about it.":eek: :)
This man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says, "I bet you 300 rand (South African money) that I can pee into this glass standing at the other side of the room!"
At first the bartender thought the man was joking but he wasn't so they made it a wager.
So the man placed the glass onto the bar and then stood at the other side of the room, pulled out his urinating utencil, and started to pee.
THE PEE WENT EVERYWHERE, IN THE LIGHTS IN THE BARTEDERS FACE IN HIS MOUTH ALL OVER THE BAR.
Exept for the cup.
The bartender was so happy that he was going to get R300 and for nothing at all so he wore a huge grin on his face.
Before the man came back to the bartender he went to four men sitting at a table and chatted with them for a while and then came to the bar with the R300 and gave it to the bartender.. Both of the men wore huge grins but the bartender wanted 2 know why the man was wearing a grin.
Bartender: "Why are you smiling you just lost three hundred rand?"
Man: "Well I just bet those 3 guys over there R500 each that I could piss all over your bar and in your face and you would be happy about it.":eek: :)