Jinxieminx

also, i realise how much that sounds like i'm totally prostituing out, but i'm not

i genuinely want to look like the white version of that blue thing from avatar.. that body gets all those alien women ringing wet

AW JEEE

how about you "INBOX" me your mobile number and i'll phone YOU

oh right. you already sent me a message. it took me 5 days to realise that. good game.

i'm not telling you what i work as or i'd have to kill you (jk, i'd kill myself though LAUGH OUT LOUD). let's just say the money pays and i've worked a double time on sunday and 5 12 hour shifts with one day's break in the middle last week and starting at 5am tomorrow ; ) burnt through 6 gram of nose candy, downed some mother fvucking jack daniel's straight since 6pm until 4am and still never got laid. life's kwl. all i need is a bigger penis and a better body and i'm jammin.

also a phone.

so i can send you cyber sexts.

jk again

feminine wiles? SAY WHAT??? i dunno what that means!

yeah, i got a new jerb already IN THIS ECONOMY... i dunno what everyone is whinging about, you fucking ginger

only you could have a freakin cold in times like these man. it shouldnt stop you going out and infecting everyone with your shit immune system and getting black with me and the rest of the british empire -----SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE------

>_>

if there is anything sexier than a sheldon cooper lookalike on this planet then it has to be a black sheldon cooper lookalike.. unless that dashing sunkissed glow i'm looking for backfires into something ressembling a grape being sucked dry by a gumsy old person. YEAH, i've been up to A LOT of fun stuff recently jynxy... i spent a night in jail, i got fined £40.. i quit my job and my pal dragged me to a gaybar that saturday night there. i couldn't tell if gay guys are genuinely that friendly to talk to or they all wanted my nuts. all i know is there is a lot of beans in gay bars... and they all thought i was gay! HAHA! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT??? JOKES ON THEM!!

Awwwkt!!!!!

Aye. I'm braw tae the baws man. Heavy sweating it out tho.. really trying hard to stay in the realm of public decency with this weather LOL

heavy kicking the balls out it though,.. this time next weeek *arny voice* ...i'll be black

What have you been doing with yourself lately

Are you available for weird sex acts yet?

Lols dw it didn't double post although sometimes that happens to me. I don't know why? Why is this ms Jinx? why?!
Anyhoo how are you? Hope your having a good crimbo.

:3!

Haha thanks for breaking the ice on my profile!

andrewcurley@hotmail.co.uk and andrewcurley@live.com

not on msn as much as i was, gym, work, getting a new phone...