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    3 weeks until migration, and I can't help but feel I owe you some sort of gratitude.

    You shant get it, however.
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    Quit lurking. You disappoint me.
  3. I'm super jealous of the poster below me yo

    it's a wonder why he hasn't taken over the world yet with the amount of tremendous power he has; surely nations would tremble before his might when he changes their horses into glue
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    And who the FUCK do you think you are ignoring a message from me? Bitch, I'll fucking turn your favorite horse into glue. I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker.
  5. Hey, how is the sexiest equestrian around doing? I won't tell you who I am, I'm sure you'll figure it out easy enough!
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    'Magnum opus'

    LOL

    I'm trying to find the post you typed that in. It was heavy hilarious

    Merry Christmas D:
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    Sorreh. Not personal, and you're not blocked or anything. Just been crazy days.
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    Inspired by Darts, The Cool Kids are now doing Smash Bros.

    We request that you choose Krystal as your new Avatar.

    The image below is recommended.

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    Recurring theme in my life. I was called eccentric near the end of term in secondary school by my female music teacher while strolling to class together. It has been seven years since then and whenever anyone calls me weird, I can still picture myself standing in the middle of the school hallway completely flummoxed, harrowing over what she meant (probably because it was such a big word at the time, too), lol. After all this time, I still haven't come up with a slapstick response so today i'll take the Donnie Darko approach and say SORRY - this time. I ask you this, surely i'm nothing out of the ordinary with this sort of territory? Perhaps you're the weird one? Maybe there is no room for a pedant. Begone, unfamiliar!
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    Inspired by Pinki1o1, The Cool Kids are now doing Disney Girls.

    We request that you choose Belle, from Beauty And The Beast as your new Avatar.

    The image below is recommended.

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"Oh, really," the teacher said. "How very interesting. I thought that everyone loved the mosquito, but here, in front of all the world, you claim to detest him. How is it that we've been blessed with someone as unique and original as you? Tell us, please." The seamstress did not understand what was being said, but she knew that this was an occasion for shame.

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