19 ways to turn a man down

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

Man : Can I buy you a drink?
Woman : Actually, I would rather have the money.

Man : I am a photographer, i've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman : I'm a plastic surgeon, i've been looking for a face like yours.

Man : Hi! Didn't we go out on a date once, or was it twice?
Woman : Must have been once as I never make the same mistake twice.

Man : How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman : I must have been given your share.

Man : Will you come out with me on Saturday?
Woman : Sorry, I am having a headache at the weekend.

Man : Your face must have turned a few heads.
Woman : And your face must have turned a few stomachs.

Man : Go on, don'y be shy...ask me out!
Woman : Okay...GET OUT!!

Man : I think I could make you very happy.
Woman : Why? Are you leaving?

Man : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman : Nothing, I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

Man : Can I have your name?
Woman : Why? Don't you already have one?

Man : Shall we go and see a film?
Woman : I have already seen it.

Man : Where have you been all my life?
Woman : Hiding from you.

Man : Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman : Yes that is why I have never gone back.

Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman : Yes and this one will be empty if you sit down.

Man : So what do you do for a living?
Woman : I am a female impersonator.

Man : Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman : DO NOT ENTER!

Man : Your body is like a temple.
Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.

Man : If I could see you naked I would be so happy.
Woman : If I saw you naked I would probably die laughing.

Man : Where have you been all my life?
Woman : Where I will be the rest of your life - IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

[Riccardo]

I don't know about you but id be proud to be turned down with lines like that!

[*fender.chiq*]

Man: Where have you been all my life!?
Woman: Well I wasn't born for most of it...

[Shane]

They aint that funny!

[MathewS]

Most of those are old. Funny thing is nobody has ever used them

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

Only us girls would find them remotely funny.
Lads don't because they don't like being turned down.

[Shane]

I would find them funny and maybe appreciate them if i was just asking them out for a luagh!

[MathewS]

nothing wrong with being turned down. half the time we are drunk and dont give a damn, we just move on to the next stunner.

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

we just move on to the next stunner.

That sounds so shallow

[~sexy_biatch~]

haha ther good them. mite bare a few in mind

[MathewS]

That sounds so shallow

Ahh well, its only shallow if you actually have the guts to actually go chat....

[xxrachxx]

haha they were great

[Bob!]

LoL yer all evil biatches, even blokes have feelins

[~sexy_biatch~]

that does my head in bout boys....they never show ther feelings!!

[fcuk4forest]

I always show my feelings. I consider myself to be very emotional.

[~sexy_biatch~]

good for you! but most dont...

[Mikhael]

me too !!!

[~sexy_biatch~]

your from scotland :O how kool....do u hav a kilt?

[Mikhael]

no i dont i have neva worn them and i will be wearing one at my cousins wedding which is next year i think .

[~sexy_biatch~]

kool. int it a tradition to not wear underwear or something