Longest Sentence Ever # 2 - Guaranteed Laughs

[Jake-the-Peanut]

Here's the longest sentence ever, but in one post . Have fun laughing at the utter nonsence of it all. Updated every day, sometimes more often!

The longest sentence ever
Brown is the colour that comes from other rabbits which raise breasts that wobble violently, sexily on the beautiful pair old people who like sex with insects and peanut butter rubbed into itself all the time we got high members more than words extreme people have many objects that are injected into cakes with special icing that tastes like sweet fudge which turns blue when eaten with sauce and chopsticks which smell like legs which are open and then closed but not before pirates invade the secret cove of mystery and magical fun where pixies and dwarves explore themselves with hammers and knives and spoons and all night long they smell eachother's butts after eating muffins with chocolate chips and roasted bannanas and shriveled noses with dirty people drinking in La LaLa land which has pink elephants running away from P101ers that got loose from the zoo that we sold them to because they were too horny resulting in power-hungriness of Jake and being an idiot and annoying in Petroleum and calm waters of the Pacific ocean where Jellyfish sting you for sea fishing reels

[Jake]

Will be updated in a week.

[Mamfy]

I could write one like that if I wanted to

But I don't

[Stormydayz]

well, lets try shall we????

Your mom

[Shane]

likes to......

[Stormydayz]

fry eggs..

[Entice]

on the saucepan that...

[*Jess*]

tastes like

[Entice]

the next-door neighbours...

[Stormydayz]

back porch when...

[Entice]

it was burning during the...

Umm isnt this a lot like one of the other post now?

[Stormydayz]

holy pumpkin ceremony of...

[lil_sawa]

funny looking bum cracks

[rateme]

which are great to eat with.......

[Sponge'K'nob]

rice pudding

[NATAL!E]

on...

(gay minimum post.. GR)

[Hugga-Bear]

a platter made out of giant cheese scientists who like to eat potatoes roasted along with coffee beans while...

[Morazain]

riding a horse

[iaxa]

of death and cabbage

[LukeEv_17]

while thinking of