Condom brands.

jesus'_bright_red_pants · July 21st '05

Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.

Tesco condoms - Every little helps.

Nike condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abby national condoms - Because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.

Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.

FCUK condoms - No comment required.

Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms - Size really does matter.

Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsberg condoms - Proberly the best condoms in the world.

AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.

Polo condoms - The condom with the hole.

MathewS · July 21st '05

LOL, ace dont think ive ever heard these before.

DJDanny2020 · July 21st '05

lol i've heard most of them before, pretty good

Mamfy · July 29th '05

yeah ive heard some of em, lol

*fender.chiq* · July 29th '05

Aww, they're great! Had me giggling away

pk ben · July 29th '05

yeh theyre good

how about Somerfield Condoms - Somerthing Different
British Rail - Takes A While But It Gets You There
no? didnt think it was v good...

not a condom brand but i guess its linked to this type of humour...

"children in back seats causes accidents, accidents in back seats cause children"