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    Default Worst movie seen at the theater.

    What is the worst movie you ever went to see? It can also include worst movie experience ever.

    Mine was watching a little gem called Kung Pow. It was not funny one bit. Plus the music sucked, you know the new type of rock that sounds like a picg screeching? Well anyhow people started leaving midway through the film.

    Then one fat guy got up and started yelling " Fuck, fuck fuck fuck..." I guess the high sugar intake he took at the Dunkin Donuts, coupled with the fact that he realized he flushed 10 bucks down the drain was too much for his goo infested brain to take so he went nuts. He eventually left but not before throwing his soda at the screen. Unfortunately because he was fat and unathletic his cup did not reach the target and instead landed on a bunch of people in the front rows. Needless to say they didn't appreciate being soaked with soda and a fat guy's saliva, so they yelled back some obsceneties. All in all a good night's entertainment despite the movie sucking.

    By the way the made a sequel later on.

    So what is your experience? XXX movie theater experiences count so don't be shy you creeps.
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    Well I went to see Juno and a bunch of fucking chavs yelled ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING FILM. Although Juno itself was good. Don't you hate loud mouthed chavs... they ruin everything, films, bus trips, trains...

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    Quote Ed. wrote: View Post
    Well I went to see Juno and a bunch of fucking chavs yelled ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING FILM. Although Juno itself was good. Don't you hate loud mouthed chavs... they ruin everything, films, bus trips, trains...
    Educate me, what is a chav?
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    Click to find out about Chavs

    Can't really think of one really
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    Quote ♥PrincessAlice♥ wrote: View Post
    Click to find out about Chavs

    Can't really think of one really
    Ohhh yeah. I've seen them around and it is true, they cause a lot of ruckus in movie theaters. Most of them sneak in without paying.
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    just married. wat an absolutele vile piece of fuckin shit that was. britney murphy sure has gained confidence from bein the fat red head in clueless.

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    Quote stanley wrote: View Post
    just married. wat an absolutele vile piece of fuckin shit that was. britney murphy sure has gained confidence from bein the fat red head in clueless.
    She did didn't she. There's hope for everyone.
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    yes. always hope. she has come long wya.

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    My friends and i had to take our cousins to go and see 'Agent Cody Banks' a few years ago.
    Biggest load of horseshite i've seen!
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    i h8 shrek 3


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    dunno about the cinema but i really hate superbad
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    worst movie ever seen....? probably Thunderbirds (i dont think i even actually watched it)
    Valiant- Dont even kno what the was about either.
    Batman begins- went on way too long, lost interest about 30mins
    Hellboy- Boring.

    I dont like the movies so barely go.

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    Stuart Little 2. :/

    Sucked anus.

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    Scary Movie 4, it wasn't funny and when the credits rolled there was a lot of looking around at each other as if to say 'was that it?!'.

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    wait ive thought of another one,

    the brothers soloman :/
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    Quote Tim wrote: View Post
    dunno about the cinema but i really hate superbad
    :O I liked that film.
    Erm it's gotta be Cloverfield. What a load of shit
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    cloverfield was brilliant :O
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    It was awful. :O
    The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor....

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    Quote Tim wrote: View Post
    cloverfield was brilliant :O
    Meh. I thought Diary of the Dead was better.

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    Diary of the dead was good
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