And now, for your feature presentation...

[Ripplemagne]

Ciao.

I is de Magne. My splendor permeates from my pores like like the aura that radiates from the majesty of the Norse God known as Baldr. My excellence has traveled vast lands and conquered them all; it slaughters stupidity across the lands with a level of veracity that can only be matched by the might of the Mjolnir.

Much like the Angel of Death, the Ripplemagne executes commonplace faggot tree with brilliant precision and leaves a forlorn shadow over any who try to compete with his magnificence.

In due time, you will either straddle the Ripplemagne's nuts and join his Magnificent Harem of Sexiness and Obby or sit in the background and grumble about how much you hate him. It is that simple.

Now, welcome me because I'm awesome.

[Duvets]

teehee

[Jinxieminx]

Oic you did as you were told and joined TF for teh Jojo?

Jolly good show old chap. ;]

[Ripplemagne]

That logic works just the same as you joining Teen Hut for de Magne, sugar cube.

[Ready2Wear]

All the lame duckshits and ugly chicks from ARG joined, that's just great. Now Ripple? What's next, that cocksucking faggot Prophet? That gay cockknobber nachuchu?

[Jinxieminx]

Well of course, Ripplebutt. ;]

[Ripplemagne]

VIP status already. Damn, I'm good.

[Jinxieminx]

VIP status already. Damn, I'm good.

How the fuck...
-grumblegrumble-
No srs, how did that happen?

[Ripplemagne]

The internet know better.

[Ready2Wear]

What the fuck? You give this pretty boy asshole V.I.P. status? For what? How long has he been sucking your cocks for, you fucks?

[Ripplemagne]

Don't hate because I'm very important and you're not. <3

[Jinxieminx]

Excerpt from Brett's diary: When I grow up I want to be important liek Ripplebutt. ^-^

[Ready2Wear]

Diaries are for horsemouthed whores like you, you slut. Don't ever insult me again, you just aren't on my level, bitch.

[Ripplemagne]

I'm pretty damn important.

I'm e-famous, yo.

[Jinxieminx]

Don't you just love how he didn't deny that he wanted to be important like you Ripplebutt?
His jealousy is so cute.
Almost adorable I'd say.

[Duvets]

rip maek me mod plz lol

[Karbon]

Welcome.

That is all.

[Ripplemagne]

You are not worthy.

And we all know that Ready2Wear wants to be de Magne. That much is obvious. <3

[Ready2Wear]

You are not worthy.

And we all know that Ready2Wear wants to be de Magne. That much is obvious. <3

Dude, shut the fuck up. You're so high up there with your narcissistic attitude that it's making me sick. All you do is act like you're some kind of muscular and good-looking god, when we know in reality that you're this scrawny little kid that can't do any real exercise other than to do fake push-ups. The truth is, you're a broke ass kid who can't get any vagina in real life so he has to resort to getting e-vagina. C'mon man, just admit these things and I'm willing to end this petty feud that was started on your part. I would never want be someone as spineless as you, cockhead.

[Ripplemagne]

'Cept I never started a rivalry with you. Quite the contrary, I was one of the few people on ARG who was willing to be nice to you. And the more of my life that came out that you became envious of, the more you tried to usurp my epic. And the more jealous you became.

And with that, you persisted to make your little threads and posts about me; persisted to make your little IMs that consisted of "bro, i bet i can do more push ups than you, "yeah, im comin to ny u gona pussy out", "lets have an ARGument so we can clash wits and i can embarrass you", et cetera et cetera. And every time, I smoked you. No mattter the subject.

Who can do more push ups? I doubled your score.

A test of wit? I spread you in a paste across ARG.

A test of life experience? I ran circles around you.

Who was more desirable to the wimmenz? Total blow out.

Didn't matter. You've never beaten me at anything and it became epithumeo for you.