Your new name!

[Oxide]

So I found this a couple of minutes ago and I thought it was pretty darned funny.

Use the third letter of your first name to find your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your surname to find the first part of your new surname:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Finally, use the fourth letter of your surname to find the second half of your new surname:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = pickle
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

George Bush becomes Goober Chicken-Shorts, and I become Zippy Liver-Tushie.

Interesting, eh?

[~sexy_biatch~]

dinky rhino nose
haha sooooo funni

dinky rhino nose

[Riccardo]

My new name is Buttercup Apple-Squirt! Its kind of catchy

[~sexy_biatch~]

haha riccardo what a name

[Oxide]

Heh, one of my friend's names is Stinky Barf-Fanny. Maybe it's just me, but that's not the sort of name I'd go around telling everybody.

[~sexy_biatch~]

ouch wouldnt like to be called that!

[Horatia]

I'm Snotty Apple Honker...?

Erm, I personally don't find that even remotely amusing... more or less ill-humor which isn't funny as it didn't require any thought other than that which is forced, and it certainly isn't comparable to clever randomness...

[PicoDeath]

Boobie apple head...

LMAO!!!

[xXxI.Got.Them.Emo.EyesxXx]

Chim-chim Gorilla Chunks.


Oi.

[PicoDeath]

This aint even funny, how dare they.

Who do they think they are calling me a apple head?

[Oxide]

I'm Snotty Apple Honker...?

Erm, I personally don't find that even remotely amusing... more or less ill-humor which isn't funny as it didn't require any thought other than that which is forced, and it certainly isn't comparable to clever randomness...

Small things amuse small minds.

[Mamfy]

it amused me

im now Pinky-Waffle-Tushie haha, doesnt have that ring to it really ey?

[Ellie]

Boobie Gerbil-Chunks =)

[hevence]

poopsie apple sniffer!

[Jessicar]

Snotty Waffle Lips.
O_o

[*fender.chiq*]

Tuleful Liver-Pants :|

I got one in an e-mail. Mine was some bloody hilarious. I sounded like some sort of pr0n star, lmao.

I can't remember what it was though. I might ahve to get back to you on that one O.o

[xxrachxx]

buttercup girdle sniffer .... nice. might have to change it to that

[*fender.chiq*]

Lmao Rach!!

Nice

[Riccardo]

We have the same first name!:O
glad our second one doesnt match though!

[xxrachxx]

lol yup