Pissed off blonde!

[manutd 4 ever]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.

He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?" The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.

"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued,
"and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize. The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

[LukeEv_17]

i love these blonde jokes lol

[~sexy_biatch~]

why all the blonde jokes

[LukeEv_17]

because they're funny

[xxrachxx]

hahaha i like that en

[HunnyBunches]

lol i love this one becuase ventrioquists dolls scaire me.

[LukeEv_17]

haha lol

[Mamfy]

Lol funny!! they have scary faces

Reminds me of the one i saw at Blackpool pleasure beach, something you put money into and it moves and goes 'HA HA HA' in a really haunting voice:S

[Jessicar]

Lol funny!! they have scary faces

Reminds me of the one i saw at Blackpool pleasure beach, something you put money into and it moves and goes 'HA HA HA' in a really haunting voice:S

=O *gasps* Iv seen one of those before. It scared the sh*t outta me lol

[Mamfy]

Yeah!

The stupid thing is, every now and then it would move and laugh, and me and my brothers had been sitting on a bench right next to it for about 10 minutes, then these Asian people came up to it, stood there for about 10 seconds, put some money in and what did it do? Exactly the same as it would do if you didnt put any money in! Gullible or what?

[Jessicar]

LOL never noticed it did that before, its a bit rediculous.
I wouldnt pay for it to scare me anyway

[LukeEv_17]

its quality

[Queen Shaqua]

I've heard that one before.
Yeah, man utd 4ever, leave the poor blondes alone.