Honeymoon...

[manutd 4 ever]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

[Mikhael]

lmao ...

[xxrachxx]

hahahahahaha

[LukeEv_17]

lol thats gd

[HunnyBunches]

lol..

[LukeEv_17]

yeah its quality init

[Mamfy]

Ha ha aww

Poor woman

Does that mean we're going to end up like that?:-s

[manutd 4 ever]

^ lol only if ya get a bloke like that....

[Mamfy]

Okey doke, I'll make sure I don't

[manutd 4 ever]

how will u know?

[Mamfy]

I'll find someone who is caring and loving, and someone who loves me for who I am inside, not just for what I look like on the outside.

[manutd 4 ever]

and where will you find that person?

[Mamfy]

Oh I think i have found him. Not that I will marry him or anything

[manutd 4 ever]

where?

[Mamfy]

I found him in a bin. :|

[manutd 4 ever]

^ your going out with a bin man?

[Mamfy]

I don't have a boyfriend!

And I was joking about the bin!

[manutd 4 ever]

lol u said you found him!!

[Mamfy]

Yes, I did say I found him, Doesn't mean I'm going out with him though!

We are just good friends

[manutd 4 ever]

^ ask him out! dont waste the chance gal.