Feel like a woman (a must read)

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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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    lmao ...

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    haha good one

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    Lmao, one of my guy friends told me that one, I told him he was sexist.. ^_^

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    it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

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    lmao thats a good en.......

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    yeah lol

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    heard it before but good

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    awwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    Hahaha thats great


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    haha.
    nice.

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    OMG thats sad!
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    That's harsh, man!

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    haha.. i actually LIKE ironing.. call me weird

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    You're not weird, I liked ironing back when I could be bothered to do it... but shhh we mustn't tell the guys!!!

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    hahahaha good one
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