Drunk Leprechaun

[Patriot1776]

A guy walks into a bar and sits mext to a drunk leprechaun. The leprechaun orders a large beer,drinks it, and spits in the guys ear. The guy is mad but he ignores the leprechaun. Then the leprechaun orders an extra large beer,drinks it, and spits in the guys ear. The guy is really angry, but continues to ignore the leprechaun. Then the leprechaun orders a gallon of beer,drinks it, and spits in the guys ear. The guy turns around draws his knife and tells the leprechaun: "You do that one more time and I'll cut your cock off!" The leprechaun then starts to laugh sso hard he falls off the stool. "What's so funny?" the guy asks.
"Leprechauns don't have cocks."
"Then how do you go to the bathroom?"
"Easy,I'll show you."
The lerprechaun orders another beer,drinks it, and spits in the guys ear.

[xxrachxx]

aww evil lerprechaun

iv always wondered how you spell that

[LukeEv_17]

lol thats funny

[Mamfy]

Tut tut!

Reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Ralph makes friends with a Leprechaun.

'He tells me to burn things'

[LukeEv_17]

yeah lol

[ingramswordsman]

How gross

[Drunk_druid]

lol, thats just like the scary movie 3 aliens...i think its them that pee out their fingers then stick them in your mouth...cant remember

[LukeEv_17]

im not sure mate