Farmer With a Pig Problem

[Patriot1776]

One day a farmer decided that he wanted his pigs to have piglets so he can sell them. He goes to the vet and asks how to make this happen. "Easy,buy a male pig and when the pigs are pregnant they will roll around in mud." So the farmer buys a male pig. He waits about a year,but none of his pigs are pregnant. He returns to the vet. "My pigs aren't pregnant."
"That's easy,buy another male pig."
"I can't afford that."
"Then you will have to do it manually."
"Manually?"
"You know manually."
The next day the farmer loads the pigs into the back of his truck,drives to an abandoned field and screws all the pigs. He keeps this up for about a year. One day he finds himself to exhausted to do it anymore. He turns to his wife and says: "Honey,can you look out the window and check on the pigs?" She walks over to the window and says: "Wow, the strangest thing is happening." The farmer jumps out of bed and says: "What?"
"All the pigs have climbed into the back of your truck. Except for the largest who is honking the horn."

[HunnyBunches]

omg omg omg ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

[Patriot1776]

Heard that one from myaunt.

If you think that's gross read "Drunk Leprechaun"

[HunnyBunches]

i did.I didn't know they didn't have cocks.i wonder how they reproduce?

[Patriot1776]

I don't know. I wonder how they like going to the bathroom with the same thing that their food is going through?

[HunnyBunches]

I wouldn't know.I wonder how they know if thier boy or girl?

[Mamfy]

errr thanx for that!NOT

[*fender.chiq*]

Roflol!!!

[xxrachxx]

lmfao! thats was a good en..... aw lil piggies

[LukeEv_17]

its quality

[Queen Shaqua]

yugh, that's really gross
but funny too