Clever black!

[Mamfy]

A black man walks into a café early one morning and notices he is the only black person there. As he sat down he noticed a white man sat behind him, the white man said ‘coloured people aren’t allowed in here’
The black man replied…. ‘When I was born I was black
When I grew up I was black
When I'm sick I'm black
When I go in the sun I'm black
And when I die I'm black
When you were born you were pink When you’re sick you’re green
When you stay in the sun you’re red
When you’re cold you turn blue
And when you die you turn purple’
‘And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured!!’

[~sexy_biatch~]

Haha thats good that. Yeah its apparently illegal or something to call a black person coloured, because "white" people colour the most!

[Jessicar]

HAHA thats a good one.
It used to be only legal to call them coloured, then they changed their minds. hmmm....

[manutd 4 ever]

HAHAHA pure quality!

[Mikhael]

lmao .

[LukeEv_17]

yeah thats gud

[Queen Shaqua]

heard dat one b4, lol