Curfew

[fcuk4forest]

There was a new law introduced in a a Northern Irish County. The law was that there was going to be a curfew introduced. Everybody must be inside for 10PM. One day the County Mayor approached Paddy. He offered Paddy the job of night watchmen. He told Paddy that he had to shoot anybody seen out after 10PM. Paddy thought about it and finally agreed. On his first night, the Mayor thought it was best to stand close by so Paddy does everything he is supposed to. It is fastly approaching 10PM and at 9:45PM a bloke rides past on a bike. BANG! Paddy shoots him! The Mayor comes running over and says:

"What the fuck do you think you're doing? It is only 9:45pm!"

Paddy says "Yeah but I know where he lives and he'd have never have fucking made it!"

[~sexy_biatch~]

lmfao!

[Mamfy]

he he clever

I thought he'd shoot himself coz he'd be out late

[LukeEv_17]

yeah or the mayor

[Queen Shaqua]

that'd b good