Another Blonde Joke..

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    *fender.chiq*
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    Default Another Blonde Joke..

    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BLONDE GENIE?

    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

    Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

    The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.

    Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $1,000 bills. Then, there's a knock at the door.

    He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire...but why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.

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    LukeEv_17
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    haha thats reyt good lol

  3. #3
    Mamfy
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    I don't get it:S

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    Bob!
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    Lmao, mamfy the genies misunderstood him and thought he wanted to be hanged like black men used to be when the klu klux klan got hold of em.

    What he really meant was he wanted to have a cock the size of a black mans

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    *fender.chiq*
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    Default Re: Another Blonde Joke..

    To put it bluntly Bob..

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    Mamfy
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    Ohh, 'hung like a black man' sounds nothing like 'have a cock of a black man' :S

    I'm missing the point lol

    I know who the Klu Klux Klan are, I did listen in history thank goodness

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    claire
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    lol thats greatt

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    Bob!
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    If you say hung like a blackman, or hung like a horse, it means youve got a huge penis

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    Mamfy
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    ohhh, I get it!

    Thanks

    What a dumbass:S

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    LukeEv_17
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    pretty much lol

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